[Cambot is assisting the Doctor in her experiments today. She has some sort of set of test tubes and things and a Bunsen burner, and she's helpfully talking to Cambot about things that really, really don't make any sense unless you attend the Academy at Gallifrey and/or studied with Makrus B'zor, the father of modern chemistry on the third moon of Hyrellium.

For posterity, you know.

Much more interesting is the sudden BANG, followed by purple sparks which fill the room with pinkish smoke in something like .05 seconds flat. Then the Doctor staggers back into view, looking fairly, um. Well. Her hair's soft of purpleish, and her skin's taken on a greenish tint.] I meant to do that! Well, it, er - [Brb pink smoke up her nose.] Wasn't meant to be quite that dramatic. Hand me that fire extinguisher, would you, Barbara - I mean, Jamie - and tell the Brigadier I might have ruined this laboratory a bit, he'll understand.



[(No Cambots were harmed in the making of this film.)]

[Cambot has zoomed into a green mug of hot cocoa with a peppermint stick sticking out of it. It slowly zooms out, revealing another one next to it with an orange slice on the rim. As it continues to zoom out, it shows Riku, hair in a ponytail and wearing blue hooded robes.]

If my folks taught me one thing, it's how to take hot chocolate and make it really good. If anyone wants to try some, see me. I don't use the synthesizers.

[Christmas music starts playing.]

Hey, knock that off, it's not-- [The feed cuts out.]

WHAT SORT OF... [Luna flinches as her "traditional Canterlot voice" (or what's left of it here) bounces back at her. Curse the acoustics of this place!]

[She tries again.] What sort of trickery is this? We have done our penance. Nightmare Moon is no more. We have reconciled with our sister. We are loved once more by our subjects! WE DEMAN-... [Ow, the ears. She’ll remember this eventually.]

We demand to know who is responsible for trapping us among the stars once again! [Luna stomps a hoof for emphasis. When there is no immediate answer, she sits down and pouts a little.]

[Very suddenly at about 3:00 PM on Friday, an alarm starts blaring throughout the whole Satellite. Red warning lights at the doors begin flashing along with the very loud alarms.]

[Gypsy shows up on Cambot’s screen, wearing a fireman’s hat. She looks Serious Business...as Serious Business as a robot can look, anyway.]

Okay, everybody! This is a fire drill! Line up right here on the cockpit right away! Then we have to proceed in an orderly fashion! Let’s go, go, go!

[OOC: Your characters can show up here and tag in whatever order they wish as they follow Gypsy in an orderly fashion around...the cockpit. This may peter out quickly as characters fast discover that they aren’t actually going anywhere. If you want, you can even tag in a continuous chain behind Gypsy with just one tag per character, passing on your conversation down the line.]

[There is currently a white wolf staring at the camera. At first, she's just confused. However, when Cambot moves a little closer, she jumps back and crouches down into a defensive position, growling at the strange floating object. Cambot immediately backs off again, just as startled as she is.]

[Once Amaterasu determines that the floating object is not a threat, she relaxes a bit and approaches it again, sniffing. Cambot continues to keep a good distance. Amaterasu sits down and cocks her head at Cambot, whining a little. Can this object actually help her out?]

[After there's no response, Ammy leaves the Cambot's view. When she returns, she's holding up a painting in her mouth:]

Whoa, okay! This is... ah. Not quite where I wanted to end up, to be honest. In fact, this doesn't look like the Lifestream at all. If I didn't know any better, I'd say I popped up on a spaceship or somethin'!

Imagine that.

Me.

In space.

[He pauses, slowly looking into the camera with bright blue eyes.]

...oh, don't even tell me!

[So, naturally the Doctor started wandering pretty much the minute she realized she was... wherever she is now. Because honestly, you’ll never work out where you are if you stay in one place all the time. And this means eventually running into the Cambot.

And there is a quick smile for it! Because awwww, robots~] Hello, there! I don’t suppose you could tell me where I am, could you? [No, she thought not. She sighs.] Take me to your leader, then? The – oh, I don’t know, head cheese? The one everyone around the water cooler makes silly faces at?

[That’s not helping her very much either, is it. She frowns for a second, inspecting it more closely, and – wait, hello! It’s transmitting, isn’t it!] Oh, I see now. Well, hello. I’m the Doctor – I assume you know that already, since I’m here and not in my TARDIS, where I’m meant to be. [And her feelings will be EXTREMELY hurt if she was just grabbed at random, because honestly she’s done with that ‘passing as a normal person’ thing. You’re only allowed to kidnap her on purpose, anything else is insulting. :|] So if you could just skip to the part where you tell me what I’m doing here, that would be brilliant.

[:D?]

[Coming from Deck 10 down to Deck 11, Undertaker whistles a merry little dirge to himself.]

Such a useful little area, that is. [He stops to show Cambot what he's found: a harpoon gun! That's currently being held together with copious amounts of duct tape.]

Thing isn't as sturdy as one would hope, but it should still get the job done, yes~?

Now, then... Anyone know how these spacecraft work?

[Crow and Tom are both looking out the window in the cockpit area, where one of the giant space whales is currently slowly sailing by.]

Tom: So majestic! Sooooo graceful! And they're big, too.

Crow: I wonder where they came from?

Tom: Who cares? It's not often you get to see a real pod of space whales, no siree.

[Now the 'bots turn more towards Cambot.]

Crow: Can we go play outside, mommy? Huh huh huh huh huh? Can we can we can we?

[There’s video of a little boy with pointy ears and green clothes looking at Cambot apprehensively.]

What are you?

[He’s addressing Cambot, unaware that he’s being recorded. After a while, Cambot moves in closer the boy, who takes a step back from it, and reaches behind his back to grab something only to realize it’s not there.]

Where’s my sword?

[He glares at Cambot] Tell me what’s going on!

[He has his clothes back and is wearing his track suit jacket but it is over the Blue Barracudas t-shirt. He likes it okay?]

Well, it would appear that our winning streak did not pan out until the end. I must admit that I am surprised by this loss, [looks uncomfortable because he lost to a pink pony and a boy who probably has no training...but he supposes it's just as well and at least it was fun and not a life or death situation

[Looks up again and offers a small smile] I appreciated your enthusiasm and support in the competition, Galadriel. I hope if such a task is to come again that we can work just as well together in the future. We made a good team.

It would also seem that I, too, receive a consultation prize. Strange that this should be it as...I do believe I remember now where I heard Atlantica mentioned before. [Holding up the VHS copy he won of The Little Mermaid.] My...friends have subjected me to this movie before and while I must say that the cultural inaccuracies are blatant, the songs are quite catchy. I would not mind relaxing after the Temple Games, so if anyone would like to join me once the media deck is free perhaps we can enjoy a movie together.

[Cambot is floating at Terra's back while Terra seems to be hunched over working on something.]

Hold on just a minute...I need to put on the finishing touches.

[He works for a few more minutes, Cambot patiently waiting and, surprisingly, not peaking. Maybe Terra worked something out with the robot? Regardless finally Terra turns around, holding something behind his back. He now addresses Cambot/anyone watching]

It's been a few weeks since some of us got here and during that time I have been working on something I think some of you will like. I've made one of these before and it helped with my training. I knew it would take some time, but I finally finished it up today. See?

[He pulls from behind his back a wooden weapon, but not just any wooden weapon: a wooden keyblade that even has his name carved into it. He swings it once to get a feel for it, Cambot zooming out with the action.]

I thought that just because we might be stuck here doesn't mean we should let our skills slacken. So, I guess if anyone is interested, I was going to start having sparring sessions in the Recreation Deck....once the Temple Games are over anyway and we can access it again.

[Rests the keyblade on his shoulder] I was thinking of trying it out with that foam stuff next...I'm just not sure how to keep it from falling apart since the foam bats are usually not as sturdy or easy to carve.

[ooc: Takes place right after Log Post, so if you want to do action stuff go there]

[Blink blink. The cambot is close up on someone's face and is eventually held out at arm's reach as Maes stares at it with a look of confusion] What is this thing? I've never seen anything like it before...is it like a camera then? [He taps the lens] It does have a lens, but it doesn't seem to have any way of releasing the photograph or anything.

[He releases the cambot, letting it float away and up. Cambot continues to record him. Maes smiles slightly] Right. So, I expect a few answers about this place. I didn't think Heaven would be so...weird looking. [Frown as he remembers something, he shakes it off] It'd be great if you could just answer a few questions and help a guy out. I'm Maes Hughes by the way and I have to say this place certainly looks interesting.

[Cambot has decided Kaldur needs an awesome theme song to go with his new outfit (being a Blue Barracuda shirt) and is thus playing this song in the background.

Kaldur is holding the note]

So we are to participate in a team activity then? I do not suppose there is any idea as to what it will entail...other than the fact that it will take place on Deck 5.

Who else has a blue barracuda shirt? I must admit I am curious as to who may be on my team.

[Cambot zeroes in on yet another new person! This one is wearing a hood, so he accepts the challenge offered and tries to zoom in on their face. The newcomer raises a hand and, as the feed goes black, it’s apparent Cambot’s lens has been covered or he’s been turned off. The feed resumes quickly though, and from the movement of the hood it’s fairly obvious whoever has just arrived is shaking their head--they don’t want their face seen?

They didn’t say anything about following, though, so as the newcomer begins walking again, Cambot cues up “Men in Black” and falls in line.]

[Liz. Office chair. Bookcase.]

Hey guys...sorry D&D was such a bust last week. I honestly couldn't tell you what I was thinking letting Servo DM.

[She shrugs. As she does there is a glint as her hand passes under a nearby work light.]

But I--[she stops, doing a double take. She holds her hand under the light again, and sure enough there is a shimmer of glitter, which she finds is also up her arm and on her other hand.

There is a pause, then her hand catches her forehead in a facepalm.] You can not be serious.

[When the image comes on, Kairi is looking at the cambot with a puzzled expression, hands on her hips.]

You're a funny looking thing, aren't you?

[She taps it lightly.] Are you recording? Good, then maybe someone can hear me.

Can anyone tell me what's going on? Or how I got here? This definitely isn't my island.... and I can't find Sora or Riku anywhere.

If anyone's heard of them, please let me know. I'd really appreciate the help.

All riiiiiiiight! I can't wait to do this riffing!

[sparkles all over the room!]

Hey, partners, you ready?!

[A VERY disgruntled blue eagle comes onto the screen. He looks like he has endured all manner of terrible things. He clears his throat before speaking.]

AHEM. Hello, people on this satellite. In my brief time here, it has come to my attention that there are many, many things wrong with this place!

Item one: there are many here wearing highly inappropirate clothing!

Item two: there are at least three people here with blue hair. Blue. Hair.

Item three: Some robots made fun of me the moment they spotted me. And they did not look like productive robots at all.

Item four: The machine in the cafeteria shot out eggs at my face. This is quite unsafe!

Item five: There are several people here whose hair could poke someone's eye out! That is very unsafe!

Item six: There is a tiger roaming around the decks, with no animal trainer in sight! This is incredibly unsafe!

Item seven: There is a bright pink pony bouncing around and tying balloons to things! That is the most unsafe of all!

Item eight: I suddenly appeared on this ship with no clue how it happened, and I need to be home instead!

All of these grievances must be addressed at once!