[Cambot has found something strange! He flies past the media deck, picking up the sounds of what could be a soap opera given the cheesy music and dialogue. He turns back to see who or what he can make fun of, however when he arrives on the deck he instead finds a small, teal animal lying on the couch. Shouldn't a platypus be on the nature deck?

The platypus looks up and makes a chittering noise, his eyes going in both directions so he's not looking directly at Cambot. Cambot zooms in on the platypus as if testing this. There have been talking ponies and birds and what not, surely the platypus wasn't...just a platypus.

But, nope, Perry just keeps lying there on the couch with his eyes pointing in two different directions. A subtitle pops up on the screen]

"JUST A PLATYPUS!"

[Cambot then spins around to leave, not seeing Perry let out a sigh of relief and getting comfy on the couch to enjoy his soaps. Perry makes a mental note to do something about that camera floating around otherwise he might be in trouble.]

Heeeey, big congrats to those feisty Red Jaguars for winning the Legends game! That was a pretty epic finish there. Everyone here played much nicer than these bots usually do! Well...almost everyone, anyway!

Also, it looks like Halloween is coming up here soon! Since we've got a whole lot more people here than normal, perhaps we can organize a bit of trick-or-treating. What do you say?

[A VERY disgruntled blue eagle comes onto the screen. He looks like he has endured all manner of terrible things. He clears his throat before speaking.]

AHEM. Hello, people on this satellite. In my brief time here, it has come to my attention that there are many, many things wrong with this place!

Item one: there are many here wearing highly inappropirate clothing!

Item two: there are at least three people here with blue hair. Blue. Hair.

Item three: Some robots made fun of me the moment they spotted me. And they did not look like productive robots at all.

Item four: The machine in the cafeteria shot out eggs at my face. This is quite unsafe!

Item five: There are several people here whose hair could poke someone's eye out! That is very unsafe!

Item six: There is a tiger roaming around the decks, with no animal trainer in sight! This is incredibly unsafe!

Item seven: There is a bright pink pony bouncing around and tying balloons to things! That is the most unsafe of all!

Item eight: I suddenly appeared on this ship with no clue how it happened, and I need to be home instead!

All of these grievances must be addressed at once!

[Considering the short amount of time that had passed since the incident with Other Mother, finding herself in yet another unfamiliar place was just a bit unsettling. Just a bit.]

[Coraline is obviously trying to look nonchalant about the whole thing as she holds the cambot, glancing around her when not at the lens.]

Uh, hello? This thing does work, right?

... Oh god, please don't tell me I ended back in there. [aaand here comes the mild panic]

[This particular Cambot shot is...completely black. Wherever it is, there's no light.]

Uuuuh, hello? Usagi-chan? Rei-chan?...Haruka-san? Anyone?

I...What is thi-

[Cue the music.]

Eh!? What the--music!?

[And that's when the lights click on. Revealing hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds...of red gumball machine monsters. The person who had been speaking - a young blonde Japanese teenager - jumps up in shock.]

AAAAAAAH--!!

[And that's when they all come to life. And start talking to her.]

Hey, foxy lady! RrrrrRRRRrrrr!... ♥

You can Love Chain me anytime~!...

Are you still single? I mean, seriously, what's the deal with you and guys...

Is that a red bow in your hair, or are you just happy to see me, heheh...

Hey, now I know why this is called the Satellite of Love! Get it? Love!...

[The music still playing, the robots begin to surround her...and the girl throws her hand up, saying something (which is drowned out quickly by the horny creatures) which...does nothing. And as she realizes that she can't transform it does nothing to help her, her scream pierces echoes through the deck as the feed cuts out.]

AAAAAH!! HELP!! HEEEELP, I'M BEING HIT ON--

[The camera shows the lower half of someone’s body, dressed in bright blue spandex and a long dark cloak. He seems to be talking to the robot in a high-pitched voice and gesturing eagerly.]

--have understanding? It will be the beauty of an ice cream sundae, and the terrors of it being actually tofu. One more running through, all rights?

[He scurries back a few steps, and you can see the kid is grinning eagerly as he hides behind a curtain.] I will give you the signal and you will start the signal from that point to broadcast the signal! And then I am announcing to them my entry as the mighty Fawful! [He rolls out from behind the curtain, and throws up his arms in celebratory pose. There are jazz hands.] All will cheer for Fawful, or gasp in terror at his might and amazing! And then and then, [He swishes his cape around, looking very very devious,] the taunting will start! You must have the certainty to be with the zoomings in here, it will cause the claustrophobies! Here, come in with the closeness, like thi…

[As Cambot moves closer, Fawful trails off.]

Y-you are recording already!? No no no, rehearsal has no publicity, this is the privateness like a bathroom, YOU HAVE FAILI--

[Mike waves and smiles nervously at Cambot.]

Uh...hi, everyone! Just wanna say that I’m sorry you guys got stuck up here, too! Wish I knew how to get you off the ship again, but there’s a whole lot I still don’t know about this place. But uh, if you want, I can show ya around. Or you can ask Gypsy, she knows a lot about the ship. There’s places to sleep, a whole cafeteria, actually a whole buncha stuff you can do or make around here, too.

Also, just a little secret for ya...apparently the Mads really don’t like it when we’re happy, because their whole...deal is to make us miserable! So my advice is to keep up the morale best you can...you know, jokes, art, songs, anything like that! And making fun of the experiments, of course. I bet if we’re all ridiculously happy enough, those Mads will give up and let us all go free! It’s definitely driven them nuts before!

Again, sorry about all this!