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[The camera shows the lower half of someone’s body, dressed in bright blue spandex and a long dark cloak. He seems to be talking to the robot in a high-pitched voice and gesturing eagerly.]

--have understanding? It will be the beauty of an ice cream sundae, and the terrors of it being actually tofu. One more running through, all rights?

[He scurries back a few steps, and you can see the kid is grinning eagerly as he hides behind a curtain.] I will give you the signal and you will start the signal from that point to broadcast the signal! And then I am announcing to them my entry as the mighty Fawful! [He rolls out from behind the curtain, and throws up his arms in celebratory pose. There are jazz hands.] All will cheer for Fawful, or gasp in terror at his might and amazing! And then and then, [He swishes his cape around, looking very very devious,] the taunting will start! You must have the certainty to be with the zoomings in here, it will cause the claustrophobies! Here, come in with the closeness, like thi…

[As Cambot moves closer, Fawful trails off.]

Y-you are recording already!? No no no, rehearsal has no publicity, this is the privateness like a bathroom, YOU HAVE FAILI--

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[Slow clap.]

[The concept of sarcasm is completely lost on Fawful; clearly this is someone who even finds his rehearsals fascinating. The little guy puffs out his chest.]

Ah--haha! Yes! Be amazed at Fawful's forward-thinking evilings! Do not worry, the dangers of Fawful's plan will soon be current-thinked, with even more clapping to be given for amazement!

[She's quaking in her boots. Really.]

[yeah, he bets she is. HE IS SO FEARSOME >D]

[Slow. Clap.]

[Preeeeeens]

The applausings are not necessary. Though no stopping is needed; Fawful knows how hard it can be to hold back from impressedness.

Oh, believe me, I'm not holding back. This is exactly how impressed I am with that show.

[Completely oblivious]

Ha! Quiet aweing is understandable. Your impressedness is mild as white cheese now, but this is only the rehearsal! The cheesiness will explode, soon enough, and your aweing will be blown away!

...

Smooth.

Indeed! Fawful has the smoothness of peanut butter, and not the one with the bits of unsquished peanuts, but the one that is all wholly buttery! Fawful is the most chunkless of butters! Such well-crushed nuts come only of much practice, as I am practicing now!

Ever hear of sarcasm?

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[He smirks.]

It's the effort that counts, right?

Anything without effort is hardly even worth the noneffort it took! I am always making sure to put the extra miles into my work, no matter how exhausting such distances may be to run!

Perhaps Fawful did not stretch enough before this mile, but that is through no faultings of my own!

Oooh, that was really really good! I especially liked the part where you did this thing - - it looked like fun!

[Talking ponies are probably the absolute LEAST bizarre thing, where Fawful comes from. He grins eagerly.]

I am knowing so! Fawful put many of my thoughts into it, for optimum entertainments and dramas! The jazzing of hands is a powerful tool for emphasis. [he gives a little one right there, to emphasize.] You can practically hear the saxaphonage.

Oooooh, you know what? These things can actually play real music! You should totally add some of that, too! I don't really know how they do it, though...

Yeah, yeah! Just like that!

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...Tofu ice cream? But that's not so bad.

Tofu ice cream is the aberration of creaming ice! There is no milk or cows involved, how can it be described as proper cream? I declare it an evil, foul defiance of natural order!

And this is why Fawful likes it.

...It's...not really evil though. It's just tofu ice cream.

[Wat is this]

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Wow, you've got some moves. Like somebody else I know...

I have appreciation for your appreciation! Though I am doubting there is another with moves quite like Fawful's.

You're right. I don't think there's really anyone with moves just like that. [Cabanela's are way smoother...]

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Hmm... something's missing... OH! I know!

[Kuzco, you are a master of choreography!]

You need to come in stage left instead. And moonwalk in! Yeah! That would make it awesome.

Is not moonwalking best for a center act? Fawful believes it provides more punch when reserved for when the expectations are littlest.

[THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION]

Hmm, you could be right... but everyone knows you can't just jazz-hand into a moonwalk. You gotta put some shimmy in it.

[SRS BSNS ALL THE TIME.]

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