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[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

[The camera shows the lower half of someone’s body, dressed in bright blue spandex and a long dark cloak. He seems to be talking to the robot in a high-pitched voice and gesturing eagerly.]

--have understanding? It will be the beauty of an ice cream sundae, and the terrors of it being actually tofu. One more running through, all rights?

[He scurries back a few steps, and you can see the kid is grinning eagerly as he hides behind a curtain.] I will give you the signal and you will start the signal from that point to broadcast the signal! And then I am announcing to them my entry as the mighty Fawful! [He rolls out from behind the curtain, and throws up his arms in celebratory pose. There are jazz hands.] All will cheer for Fawful, or gasp in terror at his might and amazing! And then and then, [He swishes his cape around, looking very very devious,] the taunting will start! You must have the certainty to be with the zoomings in here, it will cause the claustrophobies! Here, come in with the closeness, like thi…

[As Cambot moves closer, Fawful trails off.]

Y-you are recording already!? No no no, rehearsal has no publicity, this is the privateness like a bathroom, YOU HAVE FAILI--

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[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Fawful has the smoothness of peanut butter, and not the one with the bits of unsquished peanuts, but the one that is all wholly buttery! Fawful is the most chunkless of butters! Such well-crushed nuts come only of much practice, as I am practicing now!

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

Ever hear of sarcasm?

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful is not talking about science right now! I have no interests in casms and plasms at this current timing; ask again when Fawful is less busy.

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

[Mumbles.] About as sharp as Goofy's shield...

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Wha--

Fawful is the sharpest! My brains are so full and wrinkly that the wrinkles themselves are bladed due to my sharpness! Comprehension of my sharp brain only ends in being cut up by Fawful's amazing thoughts of genius and swordplay.

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[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

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[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

[Snickers.] Death by gray matter.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Correct. Deaths by my gray matters are grave matters, because they will put you in graves that are gray! Beware the dull colors of my doom! [CACKLES]

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

[Getting a snicker out of Riku is a very uncommon thing. But now CONGRATULATIONS, you got a SHINEY CHARIZARD FROM RIKU. He's outright laughing. AT YOU.] You're not serious.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful has gone over this! I am gravely serious.

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

Because I'm going to die laughing.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Ha! Entertainment is just as gravely serious as havoc-ing. Fawfuls goals are completed beyond expectations!

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

Really? Because no one's going to take you seriously.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

That will make them all the more unprepared for when the serious becomes like a heart attacking.

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

Not likely. Now that you've called THIS much attention to yourself, we're all going to be watching to see what you do next.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Haha! Now you have the contradictions. Fawful can either be underestimated, or recognized for the evil dangers he provides. Either way, it is being all the rights with me! I have adaptability; I can thrive in all the environments.

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

No, seriously. We're all laughing so hard we'll want to see what you do next. And you're announcing you're no good. Great warning. [Riku REALLY doesn't sound concerned about this guy, particularly if he's so cocky he'll brag about what a threat he is.]

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Your repetitions are repetitious. Check yourself for the scratchings of a record that is damaged. I do not need to listen to something that is pointless many times over.

[halfdarkened.livejournal.com]

[Riku only shakes his head, a little laugh humming through his nose.]