08 December 2011 @ 10:57 pm
Master Scheme #1  
[There is a man in goggles and a lab coat trying to get cambot to hover in the same spot to focus on him.]

Hold still would you…there!

[The man moves back after tapping on the lens.]

Is this thing working? Hello? Ah, good.

[Cue evil laughter and dramatic music clip. Yes he figured that out rather quickly]

Ahahaha you fools! You think to capture the great Dr. Insano and force him to review horrible works of fiction? I will take this ship apart and build a death ray to obliterate you with! Who do you think I am, Linkara? ….That fool Spoony?

No. This will not be tolerated! Either you return me to my lab at once, or I will take over this ship and destroy it myself! Ahahaha!
 
 
06 December 2011 @ 10:08 pm
PlatyPost #1  
[Cambot has found something strange! He flies past the media deck, picking up the sounds of what could be a soap opera given the cheesy music and dialogue. He turns back to see who or what he can make fun of, however when he arrives on the deck he instead finds a small, teal animal lying on the couch. Shouldn't a platypus be on the nature deck?

The platypus looks up and makes a chittering noise, his eyes going in both directions so he's not looking directly at Cambot. Cambot zooms in on the platypus as if testing this. There have been talking ponies and birds and what not, surely the platypus wasn't...just a platypus.

But, nope, Perry just keeps lying there on the couch with his eyes pointing in two different directions. A subtitle pops up on the screen
]

"JUST A PLATYPUS!"

[Cambot then spins around to leave, not seeing Perry let out a sigh of relief and getting comfy on the couch to enjoy his soaps. Perry makes a mental note to do something about that camera floating around otherwise he might be in trouble.]
 
 
04 December 2011 @ 04:09 pm
1 Apple  
[Cambot's just going about its business here, until it passes by a hallway intersection, and a voice suddenly calls out]

H-hey! You there! Hello! Ahh, over here, right over here! Yes, that's right! [Cambot turns to look, but doesn't see anyone.] Okay, right direction, now just. Down a little. A little tilt towards the floor.

[The robot complies, and sees a little metal ball at the floor, one large blue light looking back up. A shutter over the lower half of the light somehow manages to give the impression of a strained smile.] Righto, perfect, here I am, down on the floor. Look at you, how are you even doing that, the floaty bit, impressive for such an old model--Not that I'm calling you old! Just noting, a bit less polished than the usual thing I've seen, but look at you, working fine, aren't you, beating the years away with that, that neat hover trick of yours, fully functional. Ahh...

[The light darts about in its case for a moment] Okay, mate, be honest with me here... just how mad is she? Shoot straight, how badly am I going to die when she picks up I'm back? ...Don't shoot too straight, maybe a little off center. I mean I don't even know HOW I got back, not my fault at all, just minding my own business up in space when whoop, here I am, and she can't BLAME me for it... blame me for all the other things, I guess, but... You know what, forget it, I'll just... try to make it so she doesn't have to know I'm here at all. Don't go telling, right?

[There's a long pause]

Yes. Just like that. Our little secret. You're a peach. Now, just gotta... figure out how to get out of here... [He gives the impression of squirming, plates shifting about a bit, and only manages to wobble a little on the floor.] Right... not so mobile. Um, listen, any chance you could give me a lift, mate? You got that big ol' lens, maybe just try and pop it through here? [He waggles one of his handles]
 
 
30 November 2011 @ 05:18 pm
Hexfield Visitor  
[There's something coming in on the Hexfield Viewscreen!

It looks like...a 30-stories-tall, long limbed monster?!]

HELLO ALL YOU SMALL THINGS

I READ ABOUT SPACESHIPS ON THE MONSTERNET SO I CALLED ONE

SO HELLO

DO YOU WANT ANY TREES
 
 
12 November 2011 @ 11:36 pm
Military Log - 004  
[Maes is looking out a window where the rain is hitting pretty hard. He shakes his head and looks over at Cambot who is broadcasting]

Correct me if I'm wrong here but I thought rain required an atmosphere which doesn't exist in space. How exactly is it raining outside?

[Cambot zooms out to show that Maes is in a pair of pink pajamas with duckies on them and seems to have a mug of hot cocoa as well. Yes, yes he looks comfortable doesn't he. Maes looks down at his PJs and then back at Cambot]

What? They remind me of a pair Elysia gave me for Father's Day once. [sips his cocoa cause he'd rather not get all mopey on a rainy day, that's just too cliche. Time to change the topic]

Anyone up for a pleasant chat and some hot cocoa?
 
 
10 November 2011 @ 05:08 pm
Fire Drill!  
[Very suddenly at about 3:00 PM on Friday, an alarm starts blaring throughout the whole Satellite. Red warning lights at the doors begin flashing along with the very loud alarms.]

[Gypsy shows up on Cambot’s screen, wearing a fireman’s hat. She looks Serious Business...as Serious Business as a robot can look, anyway.]

Okay, everybody! This is a fire drill! Line up right here on the cockpit right away! Then we have to proceed in an orderly fashion! Let’s go, go, go!

[OOC: Your characters can show up here and tag in whatever order they wish as they follow Gypsy in an orderly fashion around...the cockpit. This may peter out quickly as characters fast discover that they aren’t actually going anywhere. If you want, you can even tag in a continuous chain behind Gypsy with just one tag per character, passing on your conversation down the line.]
 
 
09 November 2011 @ 12:31 am
1 Number  
[Cambot's just bopping on down a corridor somewhere, when he spots a man looking out the window! He's probably new - his shoulders are squared with tension, and he's patting around his jacket as if looking for concealed weapons that have all mysteriously vanished. The little bot approaches hopefully. New friend?]

[Harvey turns just then, and starts visibly. Short a piece, he settles for jabbing a finger at the offending robot, who cringes back a bit (no friends? D8).]
What're you lookin' at? Just what kinda game're you playin' here?
 
 
07 November 2011 @ 09:59 pm
First Sunrise  
[There is currently a white wolf staring at the camera. At first, she's just confused. However, when Cambot moves a little closer, she jumps back and crouches down into a defensive position, growling at the strange floating object. Cambot immediately backs off again, just as startled as she is.]

[Once Amaterasu determines that the floating object is not a threat, she relaxes a bit and approaches it again, sniffing. Cambot continues to keep a good distance. Amaterasu sits down and cocks her head at Cambot, whining a little. Can this object actually help her out?]

[After there's no response, Ammy leaves the Cambot's view. When she returns, she's holding up a painting in her mouth:]

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