http://youreallweirdos.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2011-09-15 01:04 am

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[A VERY disgruntled blue eagle comes onto the screen. He looks like he has endured all manner of terrible things. He clears his throat before speaking.]

AHEM. Hello, people on this satellite. In my brief time here, it has come to my attention that there are many, many things wrong with this place!

Item one: there are many here wearing highly inappropirate clothing!

Item two: there are at least three people here with blue hair. Blue. Hair.

Item three: Some robots made fun of me the moment they spotted me. And they did not look like productive robots at all.

Item four: The machine in the cafeteria shot out eggs at my face. This is quite unsafe!

Item five: There are several people here whose hair could poke someone's eye out! That is very unsafe!

Item six: There is a tiger roaming around the decks, with no animal trainer in sight! This is incredibly unsafe!

Item seven: There is a bright pink pony bouncing around and tying balloons to things! That is the most unsafe of all!

Item eight: I suddenly appeared on this ship with no clue how it happened, and I need to be home instead!

All of these grievances must be addressed at once!

[identity profile] hasthecrazy.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
The balloons are not of unsafeness yet. Fawful likes them.

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[identity profile] everyoneruns.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Unsafe? Is that all you have to say about me?

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY! Half of those things are perfectly fine!

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[identity profile] paidinlaughs.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, another blue chicken! [Yes, he's completely ignored the rest of that speech.]
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[personal profile] beforethemoon 2011-09-15 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Poke... someone's eye out.

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Sorry XD

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[identity profile] punsofiron.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey, it's another parrot!]

Since when were balloons a public menace?

And how come you can have blue feathers but we can't have blue hair?

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[identity profile] keeperonenya.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Big talking blue bird. That looks like it's made of cloth. Strange, but not the strangest thing she has seen.]

I would not call these things "wrong" so much as "strange."

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with blue hair?
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[identity profile] game-over-pal.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, even I didn't bitch this much when I got here.

[identity profile] sailorlaughter.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I'm sorry, did you want a balloon too?

[identity profile] felisphasmatis.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[You're being watched, Sam. Sissel tilts his head, fascinated at the BIGGEST BIRD EVER.]

What about a cat without an owner? Is that unsafe?

[identity profile] outlandthursday.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
If you would like to file grievances, I will get you the appropriate forms from Jurisfiction, which will need to be filled out in triplicate.

[There are no such forms, but Thursday figures 1) he doesn't need to know that and 2) he will appreciate a semblance of law and order, even it it is completely fabricated. She also feels like messing with him.]

If you still feel unsafe, we could take interim measures, like wearing goggles, not eating balloons, and making sure the tiger remains well-fed.

[identity profile] razthepsynaut.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
You do a lot of complaining and not a lot of problem solving, donchya fella?

He almost commented on the unibrow instead.

[identity profile] halfdarkened.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
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Item nine: there is an eagle with blue feathers.

Dawwwwww

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