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[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

[So, naturally the Doctor started wandering pretty much the minute she realized she was... wherever she is now. Because honestly, you’ll never work out where you are if you stay in one place all the time. And this means eventually running into the Cambot.

And there is a quick smile for it! Because awwww, robots~] Hello, there! I don’t suppose you could tell me where I am, could you? [No, she thought not. She sighs.] Take me to your leader, then? The – oh, I don’t know, head cheese? The one everyone around the water cooler makes silly faces at?

[That’s not helping her very much either, is it. She frowns for a second, inspecting it more closely, and – wait, hello! It’s transmitting, isn’t it!] Oh, I see now. Well, hello. I’m the Doctor – I assume you know that already, since I’m here and not in my TARDIS, where I’m meant to be. [And her feelings will be EXTREMELY hurt if she was just grabbed at random, because honestly she’s done with that ‘passing as a normal person’ thing. You’re only allowed to kidnap her on purpose, anything else is insulting. :|] So if you could just skip to the part where you tell me what I’m doing here, that would be brilliant.

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[colorbymemory.livejournal.com]

[Namine will attempt to be helpful.]

Ummm...we really don't have a leader. And the cheese in the cafeteria is okay, but I don't think we have head cheese...

[She perks up when she realizes there's information asked for that she CAN give.]

This is the Satellite of Love. None of us are really sure why we're here.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. 1970s revival era, is it?

[colorbymemory.livejournal.com]

[Namine did not mean to make her hungry. D: But it IS pretty good cheese. Especially with the new food synthesizer.]

I'm not sure what that means, so I can't say.

[virtualunknown.livejournal.com]

Simplest answer: Mad scientists are involved.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

What's the complicated one?

[virtualunknown.livejournal.com]

Well, you're aboard a satellite with no way down. Not sure of the mechanics of how everyone came to be here, but it seems to have crossed dimensions and time and the like. So, the scientists back on Earth force different people to read bad literature once a week. They really aren't all that bright, if you ask me.

[keeperonenya.livejournal.com]

Well met, Doctor. I am Galadriel. [points out a window at the pod of space whales.] It seems you have come at quite a fascinating time. Look.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Oh, space whales! Brilliant.

[itsjustamike.livejournal.com]

Uh, hi there, miss! I guess I'm...sort of the leader here? Well, not really. Just stuck here first. Well, not really first, there was that other guy beforehand...

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

Woah woah woah! 'That other guy'?? What other guy!?

[Aaaand suddenly Minako is standing behind Mike, staring at him.]

[itsjustamike.livejournal.com]

[Mike jumps at her suddenly appearing behind him.] Aaaah! Sheesh, Minako, don't do that!

Umm...his name's Joel, I think? He was around here first.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Are you. What do you know about how you came to be here, then?

[itsjustamike.livejournal.com]

I basically ended up here when those two mad scientists shot me up into space.

Everyone else I can't really explain.

[bittyzo.livejournal.com]

[There's a long silence, as Ienzo just sort of... studies the Doctor. It's an odd thing to introduce oneself as, but not so much so that he's going to ask about that. If he can be a scientist, she can be a doctor. Simple as that, really. No, what he's really curious about is one of the other things she mentioned and so after a moment he speaks up.]

TARDIS?

TOTALLY SRS BIZNUS ICON.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

My ship.

|Dd Best icon

[bittyzo.livejournal.com]

[There's a slow nod and another moment of silence. It makes a certain amount of sense for someone to expect to be on a ship if they travel.]

Spaceship?

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[Wave!]

Yeah, sorry, Doctor. You've been kidnapped by mildly annoyed scientists to read crappy books!

[Pause.]

You know, now that you mention it, we should get a water cooler and make silly faces at those two, knowing they can't really do anything about it!

[itsjustthemads.livejournal.com]

What's that? You don't think we can do anything about it?

Well then we'll just take away your water cooler privileges! See how you feel about that!

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

....Oh, really?

[At this, she turns, and...goes right to a water cooler that just happens to be nearby. Oh boy.]

Are you sure you can do that?

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think we could probably do better than that.

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[sorry-to-jet.livejournal.com]

We're on a space station orbiting a planet and we can't get down. Apparently we're the prisoners of a mad scientist. A rather incompetent mad scientist.

Fox McCloud at your service. I'm still trying to find a way to escape, but there don't seem to be any EVA pods or anything like that.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Which planet is it?

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

Wow! You're like the second doctor to get here! We'll NEVER have to worry about getting sick NOW! I don't really get sick much anyway, except this one time when I had the flu and I couldn't even eat cupcakes, it was awful, but that's okay because now I'm in super-duper Pinkie Pie health and we can all eat cupcakes all day long, especially you -

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

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Pink... pony?