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[So, naturally the Doctor started wandering pretty much the minute she realized she was... wherever she is now. Because honestly, you’ll never work out where you are if you stay in one place all the time. And this means eventually running into the Cambot.

And there is a quick smile for it! Because awwww, robots~] Hello, there! I don’t suppose you could tell me where I am, could you? [No, she thought not. She sighs.] Take me to your leader, then? The – oh, I don’t know, head cheese? The one everyone around the water cooler makes silly faces at?

[That’s not helping her very much either, is it. She frowns for a second, inspecting it more closely, and – wait, hello! It’s transmitting, isn’t it!] Oh, I see now. Well, hello. I’m the Doctor – I assume you know that already, since I’m here and not in my TARDIS, where I’m meant to be. [And her feelings will be EXTREMELY hurt if she was just grabbed at random, because honestly she’s done with that ‘passing as a normal person’ thing. You’re only allowed to kidnap her on purpose, anything else is insulting. :|] So if you could just skip to the part where you tell me what I’m doing here, that would be brilliant.

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I don't think so!

[And she goes and gets a cup from the side with a snap.]

Besides, you think Frank will even know what politics are?

Frank: Sure I do! That's when James Earl Ray shot Abraham Lincoln, isn't it?

Dr. F: Ffffffffrrrrrank! Go clean out the storage room!

Franke: Okie-doo! [He heads off.]

Dr. F: [Turns back to the camera, scowling] Just for that, you're getting a Rush Limbaugh fan!

That's right, Frank!

[And this she pours some sweet, cold water into her cup.]

Well, sadly for you, I don't know who that is because I'm not American! So nothing he says will make any sense to me anyways!

[And--wait for it--SHE MAKES A SILLY FISH FACE AT HIM.]

NYAAAAH~

[Dr. F grumbles to himself.] Who cares if he does or doesn't make any sense! That won't protect anyone from the horrors and annoyances of paranoid, nonsense-spouting DOMINIONISTS! HA!

Oh yeah?

Not if I activate FANGIRL MODE!

"Fangirl Mode?" That's powerful all right, but I don't know if it can live up to the power of Talk Show Radio Fanboys!

NOTHING can stand up to the power of FANGIRL MODE! Especially when I'm the one activating it. Mommy called me a groupie and wannabe otaku because all I ever did after school was play video games and read manga and by new minidiscs and go to concerts of my favorite idols!

[Wow Minako, you've actually impressed Dr. F with that Fangirl Cred.] ...And how have you not already driven everyone else up there insane?

Because I haven't talked about any of my interests on board!

[re: Yet.]

[Dr. F grins a bit...perhaps he could take advantage of this!] Maybe you should soon! See if anyone actually does go insane...

Now why would I want to make anyone up here go insane?

Because it's great fun, for starters! Also, it's great science.