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[So, naturally the Doctor started wandering pretty much the minute she realized she was... wherever she is now. Because honestly, you’ll never work out where you are if you stay in one place all the time. And this means eventually running into the Cambot.

And there is a quick smile for it! Because awwww, robots~] Hello, there! I don’t suppose you could tell me where I am, could you? [No, she thought not. She sighs.] Take me to your leader, then? The – oh, I don’t know, head cheese? The one everyone around the water cooler makes silly faces at?

[That’s not helping her very much either, is it. She frowns for a second, inspecting it more closely, and – wait, hello! It’s transmitting, isn’t it!] Oh, I see now. Well, hello. I’m the Doctor – I assume you know that already, since I’m here and not in my TARDIS, where I’m meant to be. [And her feelings will be EXTREMELY hurt if she was just grabbed at random, because honestly she’s done with that ‘passing as a normal person’ thing. You’re only allowed to kidnap her on purpose, anything else is insulting. :|] So if you could just skip to the part where you tell me what I’m doing here, that would be brilliant.

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[Namine will attempt to be helpful.]

Ummm...we really don't have a leader. And the cheese in the cafeteria is okay, but I don't think we have head cheese...

[She perks up when she realizes there's information asked for that she CAN give.]

This is the Satellite of Love. None of us are really sure why we're here.

Oh, I see. 1970s revival era, is it?

[Namine did not mean to make her hungry. D: But it IS pretty good cheese. Especially with the new food synthesizer.]

I'm not sure what that means, so I can't say.

Er, discounted love? Hips? Something like that, it was very popular at the time.

[If it's not one thing it's another, right?

Nami picks up on what The Doctor is talking about.]

I see. Mike and the robots might know about how the satellite got its name; they've been here the longest.

And - where are they?

[ALAS! A question she cannot answer] Right now? I don't know. They move all around the satellite.

Well, how could I contact them?

Simplest answer: Mad scientists are involved.

Cambot might be able to help with that--he's the robot that's helping us talk.

What's the complicated one?

Oh, he does have a name.

Hello.

[Namine smiles] He and Gypsy are the nicest.

Oh! I'm Namine.

Well, you're aboard a satellite with no way down. Not sure of the mechanics of how everyone came to be here, but it seems to have crossed dimensions and time and the like. So, the scientists back on Earth force different people to read bad literature once a week. They really aren't all that bright, if you ask me.

I'm the Doctor, how do you do?

I'm sorry, what was that last bit?

The two holding everyone here, I meant.

Your name is the Doctor?

[Surprised Namine is surprised. As such, please to be excusing her lack of manners.

Gypsy is awesome.]

What was the bit about literature?

Yes.

[Shrugs] Once a week, three people have to read bad literature. Something about trying to drive people mad or something.

I've never met someone with a name like that.

[POSSIBLY BY ONE OF THE OTHERS. Color Namine impressed.]

Well met, Doctor. I am Galadriel. [points out a window at the pod of space whales.] It seems you have come at quite a fascinating time. Look.

I'm very fond of it.

Aren't most scientists usually trying to do it the other way around?

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