02 April 2013 @ 01:51 am
[Cambot's following 90s Kid around again. This time the kid's in the bathroom, apparently rinsing his mouth out with half a bottle of mouthwash. Oh, and there's a frog hopping around his feet. What's that about?

He finally spits out the last of the mouthwash in the sink, groaning and looking totally grossed out. Then he notices the camera.]

--Cambot! What're you doin' taping me now, man?!

[Cambot starts to turn to go away, but then 90s Kid scrabbles in front of him bouncing back as always] ...actually, wait, don't go yet. I actually wanted to say somethin'.

Pinkie Pie! Where are you at, dude? I uh...I got this great new idea for a prank and I wanted to test it!
28 March 2013 @ 07:19 pm
[90s Kid's just walking around on the bridge, fussing over some string pinned to the side of his jeans. Whatever he's doing he can't seem to get it to work; everything is getting tangled and messy and his hands fumble over the braids he's apparently trying to weave together with all that string. Frustrated, he takes a seat by the Twin-Screw Universal controller, propping a leg up on the table to concentrate on this thing.

Unfortunately he seems to have bumped one of the switches in doing so.]
12 March 2013 @ 10:55 pm
[Behind the kitchen counter, there's a faint groan. Cambot watches as a hand gropes for a hold, and 90s Kid pulls himself up from the floor, looking disheveled and half-dead. Which...he sort of was last week in the mirror universe.]

Uuuuugh, oh my head.

[He stumbles into a nearby chair, rubbing his head like he has a hangover, even pushing his shades up to rub his eyes.]

What happened last night, man?

[More like last week. He blinks disorientedly at Cambot, then regards a bottle of Surge! on the counter dubiously.]

What's in this stuff?
15 January 2013 @ 04:22 pm
[Well nothing seems to out of the ordinary just yet. Just Harvey Finevoice standing around in some spiffy clothes, checking himself out in the mirror and...wait, what's Harvey doing in 90s Kid's room? And does he usually slouch like that? And what's he doing flipping his trilby back and forth on his head like he can't get it right? And is his hair usually all mussed like that?]

I dunno how he does it man. This suit kinda itches...

[Oh. That's not Harvey. And he looks over at Cambot, suddenly embarrassed.] Are you filming me?!

[Whoop! Gotta go!]
16 November 2012 @ 05:41 pm
[Faint voices are heard in the distance as Cambot approaches his targets down on the launch deck.]

Thanks for hanging out with me, dudette. I dunno why everybody’s been tellin’ me to go away this week. [A wild 90S KID and PINKIE PIE appeared!]

Ehehehe...gee, I dunno! That’s really weird!

[Pinkie’s still got on the same hooded black Batmare costume that she’s been wearing all week, though she seems to have accessorized it with some bright pink nose clips. 90s Kid, meanwhile, is still dressed up in his own Pumaman costume, which is starting to look disheveled from being worn all week, and even Cambot seems hesitant to get too close.]

Anyway, you sure this is gonna work?

TOTALLY! I used to put up tire swings all the TIME back in Ponyville! It’ll be just like that, except without any trees!

[Uhhh...is that chain to the tire swing...rigged up to the sprinkler head?]


[Pinkie trots around the swing, inspecting it, and then belly-flops into the middle.]

You can sit on top, ‘cause you’re heavier!

Alright, here we go...! [90s Kid grabs the chain, starting to climb up. The tire wobbles uneasily as he tries to pull himself up, struggling to find his footing. He almost makes it to the top of the tire when...

Suddenly there is a resounding SNAP and a blare of fire alarms.]

Ohcrap--ACKPPBT!!! [90s Kid is suddenly overwhelmed by a cascade of water from the broken sprinkler and the feed goes to static]
08 June 2012 @ 12:36 am
[90s Kid is on the rec deck, and what the HELL is he wearing? It looks like it was originally a cowboy costume...an all black tight leather ensemble with huge shoulderpads and spikes everywhere...he probably thought it looked hardcore but it looks more like something out of a heavy metal band or a dirty magazine.

Anyway, he's down on the rec deck clinging for dear life to a mechanical bull that's just barely started up. After a little while on it he starts to relax, pushing himself upright and holding on.]

Alright, I did it! WHOOOO! [he throws an arm up in the air as it spins him around] DUUUUDE, this is so aweso--WOOOAH!

[His triumph is short lived as suddenly the bull bucks forward, sending him flying straight over Cambot, and off camera there is a crash and the sound of a cat screaming.]
19 May 2012 @ 12:09 am
[Hey there's a lot of commotion going on down in the theater some time after the riff. A wandering Cambot has decided to go check it out and HOLY SMOKES WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIKE IS THAT THING AND WHY DOES IT HAVE SUNGLASSES]

01 May 2012 @ 12:04 am
[A WILD...goldfish in a hat and shades?...appears. It flops around on the floor indignantly.]

Oh come on, man! A Magikarp? Seriously? That's not cool! Why does everyone else get to be all the cool Pokemon?! I mean I could've at least been a Gyrados. Those things are hardcore, man! Or a Mewtwo! Then I could totally throw things around with my mind, man, that would be awesome!

[Have we mentioned he's doing this whole rant while flopping around out of water?]
20 April 2012 @ 01:55 am
[90s Kid is curled up in his room, hunched in front of a small tv with his Sega Genesis. He seems...unusually engrossed in the game, even for him. In fact you might say he's looking frustrated at it. He mashes frantically on the buttons, face screwed in concentration, before the inevitable sound of dying, at which he curses under his breath and drops the controller roughly on the floor, burying his face in his hands.

After a moment he looks up at Cambot.]

Oh. Hey dude.

Sorry I didn't see you. I uh...I kinda wanna be left alone right now.

[He picks up the controller again and continues playing, about the same as he had been, and Cambot makes his way out of the room.]
14 April 2012 @ 10:22 pm

Did ya miss me? Me and Minako totally just went back in time to the early nineties! We met this cool sleepy-eyed guy who said he knows you robot dudes and we almost got to meet ROB LIEFELD but they kind of kicked me out when I got in line.


[He can barely even lift the giant stack of comics as he holds them up to show Cambot. It's probably a very impressive collection, but Cambot doesn't seem interested in that. It pans down and zooms in on his finger as he keeps talking.]

Anyhoo so what'd I miss you guys? I mean you should've told me if Kurt Cobain was here, I'm totally his biggest fan! He's a pretty nice guy once you get to know him.

[Keeeep talkin', 90s Kid. Cambot's just gonna get your hand up on still store because.....is that......a wedding band?!]
29 February 2012 @ 10:32 pm
Eleven Cupcakes + ...90s Kid post.  
[90s Kid and Pinkie Pie are on the rec deck, goofing off in Pinkie’s homemade skate park that has been fixed up since Discord’s capture. Pinkie pushes her board over in front of one of her little ramps, closing one eye to make certain of the angle.] Hey! Cammy! You getting this?

[90s Kid cheers from off-camera] Yeah! Rock on, dudette!

[Pinkie pushes her skateboard back and forth a few times, preparing before she gets on and starts barreling towards the ramp.] Dude! Dude! Dude! Come on!

Right behind you! [90s Kid comes behind her on his own skateboard. He looks to be doing just fine at first, but then he wobbles visibly, arms flailing in the air. He ends up missing the ramp entirely, swerving to the side instead. At least he didn’t fall this time. Pinkie makes the jump, though her landing is a bit precarious. She circles around back to him. He makes an awkward turn to pass Pinkie, holding his fist out. Pinkie holds out her hoof to meet it. BROHOOF! Apparently Cammy finds this the perfect time to cue a song. Musical number is go, dudes!]
04 February 2012 @ 07:50 pm
[MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT. A neon green pony with orange hair and a brown tail and sunglasses is right up in Cambot's face. Is that...no, it couldn't be...]


[It is. He even tries to do one of his poses, but ultimately ends up flailing off balance and falling back to all fours.]

Check me out! I'm a pony just like Pinkie Pie! And I'm the most RADICAL HARDCORE PONY EVERRRRR!
23 January 2012 @ 12:22 am
[90s Kid and his shade are sitting on the floor in the hall. Yes, in the hall. There are strewm packages of pop rocks and coke cans, which the two of them seem to be consuming. The shade is starting to look a little sick, making a gesture and saying something as if to say it's had enough.]

Hey man, you wanna mess with my friends, you gotta go through me! Or are you too chicken?

[At that, the shade scowls, grabbing another package of pop rocks and ripping it open, tipping the contents into its mouth and chugging a can of soda. As 90s Kid starts to do the same though, the shade suddenly starts to convulse, clutching its stomach, its mouth open as if screaming in pain. Quickly taking his cue, Cambot looks away as there is a loud POOF and a puff of smoke washes past 90s Kid. Apparently the shade just exploded. And 90s Kid isn't quite sure what to make of that at first, just sitting there frozen with the soda just barely touching his lips.

Then, inevitably.]

DUUUUUUUDE! That was AWESOME! I guess I win!
07 January 2012 @ 08:28 pm
[90s Kid is not looking so hardcore today, not even looking at the camera as he argues with the shadowy figure across from him.]

No YOU don't know what you're talking about, man! The Sega Genesis will NEVER die! It's the best game console ever made in EVERNESS!

...what? Yeah I know they never made Doom for it BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

[...] Hey, don't you bring Youngblood into this, man! That was Liefeld's best work and you know it! It does SO need to get back in print!

06 December 2011 @ 10:53 pm
[90s Kid is on the recreation deck, hunched over a pinball machine, jamming the buttons and tilting the machine aggressively. He doesn't even seen to notice as Cambot gets closer. His face is screwed with concentration and it looks like he hasn't slept in days. He's not even dressed up in any sort of Renaissance fare, so he probably doesn't even know it's going on.

Damn, look at that score though! He must be a pinball wizard!]
14 November 2011 @ 03:59 pm
[90s Kid seems extra, extra excited today. As Cambot's feed starts, he shoves a box into the lens, which rattles with the sound of loose marbles, and grins the biggest excited grin ever. As he does so, Cambot provides a faux lightning strike effect and some music that will sound very familiar to anybody who grew up in his time.]


I haven't seen this game in FOREVER man! This is the best game EVER, and I don't say that very often! You know the commercials, man! SO EXTREEEEME! They should have made a tv show or something! Or a MOVIE!

Dude, dude, dude, dude! I've just gotta play this man, I can't wait anymore! Who's with me?!
31 October 2011 @ 05:09 pm
[Cambot's making his rounds as always. Not a lot seems to be going on on deck 3, save for some leftover Halloween decorations still on the walls and some candy wrappers that haven't been picked up yet. He'd help with that but...he doesn't have any hands.

Then he comes across a door left ajar, and the sound of snoring behind it is just enough to pique his curiosity. And if you thought the strewn trash outside was bad, check out this guy's room; there are open bags of pop rocks EVERYWHERE, along with some spilled jelly beans and scattered chocolate bar wrappers. And there, sprawled on his stomach on the cot, is 90s Kid, a half-eaten ring pop still on his finger, cuddling one of those blue spiders, and most importantly, fast asleep.

...Cambot can only respond appropriately.]
26 October 2011 @ 11:11 pm
[What the hell is that thing walking down the hall? And why is it being followed by some incredibly 90s sounding music?

Oh, it's a little less intimidating when one realizes that weird thing is actually kind of small and scrawny and most of that muscle is obvious padding and the guns are plastic. And it's obvious who it is once it speaks.]


Whaddya think? I just figured way to celebrate Halloween was to dress up as the greatest hero ever; BLOODGUUUUUUN!

I know, I totally couldn't believe it when I found this costume, man! It's so--OOF [The music cuts off as he suddenly gets clotheslined by a bar stretched across the hall - who the hell put that there? - and falls backwards to the floor with a noisy thud of plastic props.]
20 October 2011 @ 08:03 pm

That was AWESOME! See, you guys? It ain't so bad! We totally rock!

[Nope, he's not gonna mention the bump on the back of his head.]
08 October 2011 @ 10:27 pm
DUUUUUUUUDE! Check out what I just found!

[90s Kid shoves a tube of Go-Gurt right into Cambot's face, making everything go out of focus.]


This is just classic, man! It's the kind of invention that makes you proud to be American. [He puts a hand proudly on his chest.]