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[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[What the hell is that thing walking down the hall? And why is it being followed by some incredibly 90s sounding music?

Oh, it's a little less intimidating when one realizes that weird thing is actually kind of small and scrawny and most of that muscle is obvious padding and the guns are plastic. And it's obvious who it is once it speaks.]

DUUUUUUUUUDE!

Whaddya think? I just figured way to celebrate Halloween was to dress up as the greatest hero ever; BLOODGUUUUUUN!

I know, I totally couldn't believe it when I found this costume, man! It's so--OOF [The music cuts off as he suddenly gets clotheslined by a bar stretched across the hall - who the hell put that there? - and falls backwards to the floor with a noisy thud of plastic props.]

Comments

[beforethemoon]

Blood... gun?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[Hi, talking to you off camera from the floor. Though you might see some of those guns waving around as he gestures from the floor.] Bloodgun! Only the best superhero ever! He's got the best superpower in the world.

GUUUUUUUUUUUUNS! [that giant fake gun goes all over the place at that.]

[beforethemoon]

That's... not a superpower.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

It gets the job done, doesn't it?

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[KAJGHKLAJHGA SO LOUD GAH]

Whoa, Pinkie Pie what happened to you man?!

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Bummer.

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

...That. Is a terrible role model.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I need to fix the mask a little...[clearly missed the point]

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

I mean that that is a terrible person to dress as!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about man? I thought we were supposed to dress up like people we look up to!

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

That is! Precisely the problem!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

...Dude, you are SUCH a bummer.

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

I believe you are bummer-ing yourself by "looking up" to a bad influence with a costume that merely leads you to injury and loud rock music

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Dude, there ain't nothin' wrong with rock music! It's a way of LIFE, man!

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

A very un-wholesome way of life!

TYPOS

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

If rock and roll is wrong, I don't wanna be right, man. [Nods determinedly]

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

You are. Most certainly. Not right.

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

You look ridiculous!

[ANOTHER really big eye and loud person!]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[ALKFAKSFA] DUDETTE, back away from the camera man, you're huge!

And I do not! I look AWESOME!

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

[Cambot obliges by getting away from Minako, thankfully.]

No, you...you really don't. You look like you have chickenpox!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

DO NOT! [so mature]

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

...Ok, fine, maybe no chickenpox, but you don't look muscle-bound! You look like you're having an allergic reaction to your suit!!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Dude, these muscles are JUST like Bloodgun's!

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

So Bloodgun was having an allergic reaction to his suit too?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[If he wasn't wearing a mask completely obscuring his face he would so glare at you for that one, Mina.]

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

You should be, like, Spider Man! You don't need goofy fake muscles for it!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Dude, everybody dresses up like Spiderman.

Bloodgun is TOTALLY under appreciated and stuff!

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

Why not dress up like a samurai then? Samurai are cool! Or a ninja!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Because they're not HARDCORE ENOUGH!

[Good thing Ninja-Style Dancer isn't around to hear him say that lol]

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeey, what about the flamethrower man? Those are the best weapons!

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Maybe he has one in one of his huge pouches! I still haven't found Bloodgun #5.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Well let me know if ya find one. That'll make things much more amusing-I mean awesome.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Chya. That would make him EVEN MORE BADASS. And you'd think he couldn't GET any more badass. At least not without some bigger shoulderpads or something.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Shoulderpads?

[Laughs.]

Think he's gonna be playing football at the same?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

If he did, he'd squash everybody like pancakes, man. [totally missed the point]

[sorry-to-jet.livejournal.com]

...That's a fairly impressive weapon.

[Yeah, what is this he doesn't even.]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE BEST WEAPON EVERRRRRRR.