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[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[What the hell is that thing walking down the hall? And why is it being followed by some incredibly 90s sounding music?

Oh, it's a little less intimidating when one realizes that weird thing is actually kind of small and scrawny and most of that muscle is obvious padding and the guns are plastic. And it's obvious who it is once it speaks.]

DUUUUUUUUUDE!

Whaddya think? I just figured way to celebrate Halloween was to dress up as the greatest hero ever; BLOODGUUUUUUN!

I know, I totally couldn't believe it when I found this costume, man! It's so--OOF [The music cuts off as he suddenly gets clotheslined by a bar stretched across the hall - who the hell put that there? - and falls backwards to the floor with a noisy thud of plastic props.]

Comments

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Maybe he has one in one of his huge pouches! I still haven't found Bloodgun #5.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Well let me know if ya find one. That'll make things much more amusing-I mean awesome.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Chya. That would make him EVEN MORE BADASS. And you'd think he couldn't GET any more badass. At least not without some bigger shoulderpads or something.

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Shoulderpads?

[Laughs.]

Think he's gonna be playing football at the same?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

If he did, he'd squash everybody like pancakes, man. [totally missed the point]