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[liefeldisgod]

[A WILD...goldfish in a hat and shades?...appears. It flops around on the floor indignantly.]

Oh come on, man! A Magikarp? Seriously? That's not cool! Why does everyone else get to be all the cool Pokemon?! I mean I could've at least been a Gyrados. Those things are hardcore, man! Or a Mewtwo! Then I could totally throw things around with my mind, man, that would be awesome!

[Have we mentioned he's doing this whole rant while flopping around out of water?]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

Oooh! I really like your mustache!

[liefeldisgod]

Oh uh....thanks dudette!

[sailorlaughter]

I knew a sea serpent once who had a mustache JUST LIKE that! Only his was a lot bigger and hairier!

[liefeldisgod]

A sea serpent? Now THAT would be awesome.

[sailorlaughter]

YEAH! He was SUPER nice, too! He let me and my friends use him as a bridge!

[liefeldisgod]

Badass. How do you meet all these cool dudes, man?

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, we were out looking for the Elements of Harmony! So we could bring the sun back and stuff! The castle was just on the other side of his river.

[youreallweirdos]

[Sam is still a blue eagle...just a slightly less old-and-crusty-looking one.]

The last thing we need around here is a fish throwing things around with its mind.

[liefeldisgod]

I wouldn't be a fish, dude, I'd be a cat!

...though a fish would be awesome too.

[youreallweirdos]

We don't need a cat throwing things around with its mind, either!

...But the fish is worse.

[liefeldisgod]

Come ON, dude, it'd be AWESOME!

I'd be swimming around, and some other fish dude gets in my way and I'd just be like BOOM! and they'd be out of my way!

[youreallweirdos]

Because they would be. Exploded.

[liefeldisgod]

I wouldn't blow them UP, dude! Chillax!

[milliondollarpipes]

[...oh, ouch. Harvey's not sure if he should be amused or sympathetic here.]

You...want a lift to the pool, kid?

[liefeldisgod]

[No he's just gonna flop pathetically on dry land, thanks Harv.]

[milliondollarpipes]

[...yeah, he's on his way. He lands near 90s Kid after a few minutes and looks at him curiously - how to do this? He's not nearly as dextrous with his talons as he'd like. Still, he hops into the air again after a moment and carefully tries to pick him up.]

Alright, hold still.

[liefeldisgod]

OWOWOWOW! Watch it, dude! [He can't seem to help flopping around.]

[milliondollarpipes]

Sorry, sorry -

[He lets go automatically, not wanting to cut the kid, and winces as he flops to the floor. Luckily they didn't manage to get very high up at all, and Harvey drops down to land next to him.] You alright? [It kinda doesn't take much to hurt a Magikarp...]

[liefeldisgod]

[Well this is awkward.]

Yeah, I'm good...I think.

[beforetheflame]

[Gives a snort.]

[liefeldisgod]

[Glare] Shut up.

[beforetheflame]

S'matter fishy?

Been outta the water too long?

[liefeldisgod]

Shut up! [he'd fight you for that but...he kind of can't do anything.]

[beforetheflame]

And he swam and he swam right over the dam~

[liefeldisgod]

Shut up shut up shut up! [flops indignantly]