itsjustcambot | Third Breeze

[Apparently Isa was near when this came up. He grabs Ven and whispers something into his ear, something that is presumably informative]

[After a few moments Ven pulls back, still looking absolutely confused.]

So all it is is deciding to have a kid? What's so bad about that?

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Well, I can't really blame them. They're your best friends right? You don't really have that conversation with your best friends.

But that's why I went to them, they've always told me everything I asked before.

[Well, until the Darkness and the running away and all that other stuff.]

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[Sora just has this face for a little bit. There's a long pause...]

...Uhhhh...why do you want to know?

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I was under the impression that most received this conversation when they were younger.

But, I suppose everyone has different circumstances. Is there a particular reason you are asking now?

Well I just heard about it now and I got curious... What's so wrong about that?

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Why are you asking this now?

Because they won't tell me.

[And now his curiosity is piqued.]

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[...Yeah this is really not going as planned. Just give her a moment, Ven. Aqua needs to get past her mortification first.]

I... may have spoken without thinking. A little.

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[At first, he just kind of stares. Seriously, a kid his age hasn't gotten The Talk before? But, well, if he's asking, might as well tell the kid, right?]

Well... When a man and a woman love each other very much - or even some, or just a little, or only on Tuesdays at lunchtime - and it doesn't even have to last, actually, the can love each other then and not later, that happens a lot, actually - and sometimes love doesn't have anything to do with it! So! When a man and a woman love each other very much, or sometimes, or not at all but are just being very-

[Wait hang on wait a minute]

-Wait, why are we having this discussion on camera? This isn't something you talk about in public, you know.

[Not that he remembers. And congratulations Doof, Ven's more confused now than ever.]

It isn't?

[Seriously, he doesn't know.]

Listen, Dr. Doofenshmirtz right? You probably don't want to over complicate this. The kid doesn't even know what sex IS. Probably best to go with the simplest explanation and then later worry about the intricacies of relationships like that.

[...Oh for god's sakes. Alright, as acting adult ~~sorta~~ it looks like it's time for Harry to face his destiny.

That laughing you all hear is his brother a couple universes over.]

At its most basic, it's the means by which children are made. When a man and a woman want to reproduce they have sex. However, sex itself can, if done right, feel really really good, so people will have it while not trying to have kids.