Third Breeze

[salvagedlight]

[Immediately on the heels of this conversation, Ven gets to pose his question to a roving Cambot.]

What's sex? Terra and Aqua don't want to tell me.

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1/2

[optimistickey]

[Sora just has this face for a little bit. There's a long pause...]

2/2

[optimistickey]

...Uhhhh...why do you want to know?

[salvagedlight]

Because there was this note on my door that said it was from a secret admirer, and I took it to Aqua to ask what one was, and she said it was someone that wanted to have sex with me. And when I asked her what sex was, she told me to go ask Terra, so I did but he didn't want to talk about it either.

[And now he's curious. Just like you would be, Sora.]

[optimistickey]

[Sora is aware of secret admirer notes, but he's never heard of one that was that...forward! That raises a whole lot of questions...]

...What exactly did that note say? A secret admirer note means someone likes you, but...

[salvagedlight]

[He'll do one better than that, he pulls the note from his pocket and holds it up in front of Cambot's lens.]

This is it, right here.

[optimistickey]

[Sora studies the note carefully.]

Welllll...that sorta thing doesn't necessarily mean anything about sex...

[thirteenth_brat]

[Roxas eyes that note for a moment before holding up the one he got.]

I got that note too...

[salvagedlight]

[Okay, now this is just weird.] Huh? Why'd you get it, too?

[optimistickey]

[Now Sora is concerned on a number of levels.]

Uhh...are those both from the same secret admirer? Asking you both to be at the jacuzzi?

[thirteenth_brat]

It looks like it.

[Roxas might be amused at Sora's dismay if the notes had been sent to anyone else, but they weren't, so he's not.]

[salvagedlight]

...But in the books, it never happened like that. Whoever this is doesn't make a lot of sense.

[optimistickey]

[Sora rubs at his hair...he's getting some really unsettling mental imagery from this...mainly his Nobody and Ventus in some kind of threesome in a jacuzzi. He makes a weird face.]

Nnnnnooooo, it really doesn't. Just, uhh... [He's got another long pause in there.] If either or both of you DO decide to take them up on it, just...um...make sure you keep swim trunks on at all times?

[thirteenth_brat]

[Roxas makes a face. He is thinking of meeting their 'admirer' because really? This is going to be a problem and letting this go isn't a good idea. But he really doesn't want to tell Sora he's going to do this, so he'll try to take the conversation another way. Probably right into territory Sora won't want to go into...]

What's with that face?

[salvagedlight]

[And it doesn't help that Ven joins in on it.]

Yeah, you look like you swallowed something gross.

[optimistickey]

N-nothing! [Sora is a terrible liar.]

[thirteenth_brat]

[Yeah, Roxas isn't buying that and probably wouldn't even if you were good at lying. However, given some of the possibilities and the nature of this mess, it does occur to Roxas that it might be better if whatever is doesn't come out in front of Ven.]

Ookaaayy...

[And this is Roxas heading off to find Sora... and asking Cambot not to follow him...]

[salvagedlight]

Are you sure? You still look kind of weird.

[optimistickey]

Yeah! I'm fine, really! Just wondering about that note is all.

[Action]

[thirteenth_brat]

[Aaand here's Roxas.]

You are very bad at lying, Sora. Uh, Cambot? Can you give us a little privacy?

[optimistickey]

[The Cambots leave, which means Sora can't talk to Ven for a little bit.]

Huuh? What is it?

[thirteenth_brat]

You know what. What was with that face?

[optimistickey]

[Does he REALLY have to say? It's weird enough to him!]

It's nothing! Just thinking about stupid stuff!

[thirteenth_brat]

Really? Honestly, Sora? You suck at lying.

[In other words, yes, you have yo say it.]

[optimistickey]

Welllll... [Sora rubs his temple. Why'd Roxas have to inherit his stubbornness?]

Just got this weird image of you and Ven and whatever girl it is in a hot tub together and it was disturbing.

[thirteenth_brat]

I'm a little lost on how three people in a hot tub is disturbing... Unless...

Unless you pictured us doing something besides just sitting there and talking...

[And it doesn't take a whole hell of a lot of imagination to make the leap to what else even could be done. Guess who's embarrassed and blushing now.]