salvagedlight: (huh who what)
Ventus ([personal profile] salvagedlight) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-02-01 12:41 am

Third Breeze

[Immediately on the heels of this conversation, Ven gets to pose his question to a roving Cambot.]

What's sex? Terra and Aqua don't want to tell me.
beforethemoon: (12)

[Action]

[personal profile] beforethemoon 2012-02-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Apparently Isa was near when this came up. He grabs Ven and whispers something into his ear, something that is presumably informative]
dadandgone: (Hmm You Say Something)

[personal profile] dadandgone 2012-02-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't really blame them. They're your best friends right? You don't really have that conversation with your best friends.
optimistickey: (Surprised - Do not want)

1/2

[personal profile] optimistickey 2012-02-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Sora just has this face for a little bit. There's a long pause...]
acceptedburden: (Question)

[personal profile] acceptedburden 2012-02-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I was under the impression that most received this conversation when they were younger.

But, I suppose everyone has different circumstances. Is there a particular reason you are asking now?

[personal profile] thirteenth_brat 2012-02-01 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you asking this now?
wavesinherheart: (facepalm x2 combo)

[personal profile] wavesinherheart 2012-02-01 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[...Yeah this is really not going as planned. Just give her a moment, Ven. Aqua needs to get past her mortification first.]
usernameinator: (STEP ONE)

[personal profile] usernameinator 2012-02-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[At first, he just kind of stares. Seriously, a kid his age hasn't gotten The Talk before? But, well, if he's asking, might as well tell the kid, right?]

Well...
When a man and a woman love each other very much - or even some, or just a little, or only on Tuesdays at lunchtime - and it doesn't even have to last, actually, the can love each other then and not later, that happens a lot, actually - and sometimes love doesn't have anything to do with it! So! When a man and a woman love each other very much, or sometimes, or not at all but are just being very-

[Wait hang on wait a minute]


-Wait, why are we having this discussion on camera? This isn't something you talk about in public, you know.
buildingproblem: (Hell's bells)

[personal profile] buildingproblem 2012-02-01 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh for god's sakes. Alright, as acting adult sorta it looks like it's time for Harry to face his destiny.

That laughing you all hear is his brother a couple universes over.]

At its most basic, it's the means by which children are made. When a man and a woman want to reproduce they have sex. However, sex itself can, if done right, feel really really good, so people will have it while not trying to have kids.
youreallweirdos: (This is what is wrong with all of you)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-01 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Not. For. CHILDREN.

Honestly, what is wrong with some people here...
virtualunknown: (quizical)

[personal profile] virtualunknown 2012-02-01 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
This would be much, much easier to explain if we had internet access up here... [Nope, he's not giving any indication if he's being serious or not.]
eyeofwildtiger: (ohcrap)

1/3

[personal profile] eyeofwildtiger 2012-02-01 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do...? How old...? Why?!
halfdarkened: (Facepalm)

(This is going to be pretty clean on my end.)

[personal profile] halfdarkened 2012-02-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mumbles] You've got to be kidding me.

Long story short, it's where babies come from.

Why?
game_over_pal: (who's a pretty birdyyyyyy)

[personal profile] game_over_pal 2012-02-02 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaahahahaha.

[Captain Maturity over here thinks this is hilarious jsyk 8(]
worldinagrain: (:3)

[personal profile] worldinagrain 2012-02-05 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
(Just this face, Ventus. Possibly a suppressed giggle.)