Third Breeze

[salvagedlight]

[Immediately on the heels of this conversation, Ven gets to pose his question to a roving Cambot.]

What's sex? Terra and Aqua don't want to tell me.

Comments

[dadandgone]

And how do you expect a teenage boy NOT to do something stupid if he doesn't know what he's in for?

[youreallweirdos]

[Good question. If Sam knew the answer to that, he would have implemented it everywhere a long time ago.]

I would expect him to have some good parenting. And possibly a curfew in place.

[dadandgone]

[Sigh]

Well, from what I gathered he doesn't exactly have parents. So that's half the problem I think.

[youreallweirdos]

[Sam gasps!]

No. Parents?! Oh! This is a tragedy! No wonder there are so many problems to be found here!

/threadjacks the threadjack

[salvagedlight]

I can hear you, you know!

[And indeed he is embarrassed.]

[youreallweirdos]

[Sam is still busy lamenting THE BREAKDOWN OF THE AMERICAN FAMILY NOOOOO]

Yes, and it is still a tragedy! What is this world coming to if poor, orphaned young boys and girls can grow up without their parents?! A world lacking in family values, that's what!

[salvagedlight]

[...He's not American.]

Isn't that kind of what orphan means? Not having parents?

[youreallweirdos]

[NONSENSE EVERYONE IS AMERICAN]

Yes! A tragic unfairness!

[salvagedlight]

[Sam, you need some reprogramming.]

Maybe it's unfair, but it's not like I don't like my life.

[youreallweirdos]

[Or just something to calm his moral outrage down.]

Well that's. All well and good!