Third Breeze

[salvagedlight]

[Immediately on the heels of this conversation, Ven gets to pose his question to a roving Cambot.]

What's sex? Terra and Aqua don't want to tell me.

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/threadjacks the threadjack

[salvagedlight]

I can hear you, you know!

[And indeed he is embarrassed.]

[youreallweirdos]

[Sam is still busy lamenting THE BREAKDOWN OF THE AMERICAN FAMILY NOOOOO]

Yes, and it is still a tragedy! What is this world coming to if poor, orphaned young boys and girls can grow up without their parents?! A world lacking in family values, that's what!

[salvagedlight]

[...He's not American.]

Isn't that kind of what orphan means? Not having parents?

[youreallweirdos]

[NONSENSE EVERYONE IS AMERICAN]

Yes! A tragic unfairness!

[salvagedlight]

[Sam, you need some reprogramming.]

Maybe it's unfair, but it's not like I don't like my life.

[youreallweirdos]

[Or just something to calm his moral outrage down.]

Well that's. All well and good!