Third Breeze

[salvagedlight]

[Immediately on the heels of this conversation, Ven gets to pose his question to a roving Cambot.]

What's sex? Terra and Aqua don't want to tell me.

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[salvagedlight]

...Oh. Okay. [He still doesn't get it; it sounds like a good thing to him, so why should people be embarrassed about it? He has yet to understand that it happens naked and in compromising positions.]

[buildingproblem]

It also happens naked and in compromising positions.

[Yeah, he saw that blank look. WE'RE HEADING SHENANIGANS OFF AT THE PASS]

1/2

[salvagedlight]

[It happens-]

2/2

[salvagedlight]

[WHAT]

...Y-You're kidding, right?

[buildingproblem]

No, if I were kidding I would have started with a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Imam walk into a bar.

Don't worry, that has nothing to do with what we're talking about, I'm just being a wise ass. Now, yes, sex involves being naked. It's pretty much essential to the process.

[salvagedlight]

...Then thanks, but I don't wanna know!

[buildingproblem]

Give it a few years and you will, but for now I'd let Aqua and Terra know your curiosity has been sated and they can stop trying to melt into the bulkheads.

[salvagedlight]

...Ithinktheyalreadyknow.

[Because of course this was public and he is now too mortified to look at them for awhile.]

[virtualunknown]

Well, not essentially. Completely, anyway.

/threadjack

[dadandgone]

And now I'm starting to realize why being some of the only adults up here is a bad thing.

[buildingproblem]

Honestly, I'm amazed this took as long as it did. We need to move fast though, they've already started paring up and we don't even have a battle plan yet.

[dadandgone]

You mean sitting back and laughing at romantic teenage hijinks and remembering how stupid we were as kids WASN'T the battle plan?

[buildingproblem]

I was gonna go with throwing condoms at them, then doing what you just said except with beer.

[dadandgone]

Condoms is probably a good idea and also probably something we're going to have to address with the way this topic is going.

A beer would be really good right now, I'll take you up on that.

[buildingproblem]

Unless we want this to turn from a teen romantic comedy into a very special episode about the dangers of teen pregnancy, I think we sort of have to.

Have I mentioned how nice it is to have someone with his priorities straight around here?

[dadandgone]

I guess our problem then is making sure this place HAS condoms. I mean, Mike didn't seem like the guy who had ladies up here very often.

Heh. Well don't think I'm going to let you forget about that beer.

[usernameinator]

Well, yeah, I guess that's one way to put it.

[buildingproblem]

I could have demonstrated with dolls.

[usernameinator]

What- why would you- in public? Where would you even get the dolls?

...you know, maybe you shouldn't say that in public either.