salvagedlight: (huh who what)
Ventus ([personal profile] salvagedlight) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-02-01 12:41 am
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Third Breeze

[Immediately on the heels of this conversation, Ven gets to pose his question to a roving Cambot.]

What's sex? Terra and Aqua don't want to tell me.
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youreallweirdos: (What are you weirdos doing)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-01 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
No! He does not! There are many subjects that children should be learning about. And this! Is not one of them.
dadandgone: (I'm Too Old For This)

[personal profile] dadandgone 2012-02-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
He's 15, Sam. I'm pretty sure most teenagers know about this topic to some degree by the time they are 15. It's just troublesome if they don't.
youreallweirdos: (This is what is wrong with all of you)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-01 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a long, sloooooooow jawdrop from Sam.]

That. Is appalling!
dadandgone: (Green)

[personal profile] dadandgone 2012-02-01 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh]

It's better to know and be safe than not know and do something stupid.
youreallweirdos: (What are you weirdos doing)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-01 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's best of all to simply not do anything stupid!
dadandgone: (Jeeze Guys Can't Take a Joke)

[personal profile] dadandgone 2012-02-01 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
And how do you expect a teenage boy NOT to do something stupid if he doesn't know what he's in for?
youreallweirdos: (Screw this I'm going to America)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-01 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Good question. If Sam knew the answer to that, he would have implemented it everywhere a long time ago.]

I would expect him to have some good parenting. And possibly a curfew in place.
dadandgone: (Maes Disapproves)

[personal profile] dadandgone 2012-02-02 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh]

Well, from what I gathered he doesn't exactly have parents. So that's half the problem I think.
youreallweirdos: (It is the American Way)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam gasps!]

No. Parents?! Oh! This is a tragedy! No wonder there are so many problems to be found here!
salvagedlight: (frustrated)

/threadjacks the threadjack

[personal profile] salvagedlight 2012-02-02 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I can hear you, you know!

[And indeed he is embarrassed.]
youreallweirdos: (Let's discuss family values)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-02 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam is still busy lamenting THE BREAKDOWN OF THE AMERICAN FAMILY NOOOOO]

Yes, and it is still a tragedy! What is this world coming to if poor, orphaned young boys and girls can grow up without their parents?! A world lacking in family values, that's what!
salvagedlight: (apprehensive)

[personal profile] salvagedlight 2012-02-03 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[...He's not American.]

Isn't that kind of what orphan means? Not having parents?
youreallweirdos: (Default)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-03 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[NONSENSE EVERYONE IS AMERICAN]

Yes! A tragic unfairness!
salvagedlight: (frustrated)

[personal profile] salvagedlight 2012-02-05 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam, you need some reprogramming.]

Maybe it's unfair, but it's not like I don't like my life.
youreallweirdos: (I guess this is tolerable)

[personal profile] youreallweirdos 2012-02-05 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Or just something to calm his moral outrage down.]

Well that's. All well and good!
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