[Cambot is wandering the halls pretty early in the morning, when he hears a yell from one of the rooms. He zooms over to investigate, only to discover a small black pegasus pony with a spiky brown mane come tumbling out of Sora's room. It shakes his head out...huh, the pony's still got Sora's eyes, plus his crown necklace. He looks up at the Cambot with total confusion.]

Hey! What's going on here?! It's like one of Donald's spells!...

[A pony has his hooves to his face, glasses pushed up towards his black mane. Eventually he pulls his hooves down and the glasses fall back into place. He's not sure if he's disturbed, mortified, or just confused.]

So this is the madness we have to deal with this week? Pinkie, Rarity, Luna...are you guys still ponies because I think I need a little help here figuring out how you do...well...pretty much anything without fingers.

[Muttering]

Glad I don't shave any more, that's for sure.

 [There's a very angry, very blue pony lying on his back in one of the halls of the satellite, he glares up at cambot]

Does anyone wanna explain why I'm a pony?

[Lexaeus looks worried, in as much as ponies can look worried, though these ponies seem to have mysteriously mobile faces.]

Has anyone seen Ienzo? I have not been able to locate him since this change occurred to all of us.

[A grumpy looking pony with a dashing hat sits on the couch, flicking his tail in annoyance. Now that everyone is a pony it's hard to tell who might be who. This particular pony is fiddling with the remote to the tv and looks up to find cambot hovering near him questionably.

At first the pony freezes, looking surprised at the camera and a little panicked. He then tries to play it off by tipping his hat and smiling in a guilty manner. It's just a pony, right? And we all know weird people show up all the time so it's not like this could be a Platypus turned into a pony or anything.

Eventually the pony goes back to fiddling with the remote, apparently it's hard to change channels when you have hooves]

[There is a very confused green filly on the nature deck, staring at her reflection in the pond and vaguely trying to reach her tiny hoof up to the horn on her head, trying to figure out what it is.]

What happened? Why am I suddenly a...a horse?

[MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT. A neon green pony with orange hair and a brown tail and sunglasses is right up in Cambot's face. Is that...no, it couldn't be...]

Duuuuuude!

[It is. He even tries to do one of his poses, but ultimately ends up flailing off balance and falling back to all fours.]

Check me out! I'm a pony just like Pinkie Pie! And I'm the most RADICAL HARDCORE PONY EVERRRRR!

[And Cambot comes upon a new pony! Only, its pretty obvious who it is considering the hair. And the bow. And-]

Hey everyone~!

[And she's flying and doing loop-de-loops. She lands, stumbles, then falls, then gets right back up, a little mischievous grin on her face.]

So! It seems I'm under the weather all of a sudden. I'm feeling a little horse, as you can see.

[Take it away, Cambot.]

[What the heck is... that? It would be easier to see how it looked like the other sudden ponies all over the ship, if not for the fact that it were a mass of tangled legs. However, the constant ramble of it talking to itself makes it clear enough who this thing used to be.]

Okay, not panicking, definitely not, perfectly calm here, doing fine, a couple... upgrades, overnight, is what happened, that's all it is, mate, keep being calm, all good, need to just... figure out... the new apparatus...

[The legs twitch and squirm a bit, but he gets no closer to standing. He does, however, manage to catch sight of Cambot]

Cam! It's me, uh, having some weird technical difficulties, is all, some sort of... thing happened, not sure the details, I got a model... well I don't want to call it an update, honestly, that implies things improved, so far, not seeing that being the case.

Well, this is certainly new. And certainly difficult to work with. Ah, well. It's a challenge, to be sure. One doesn't fully appreciate imposable thumbs until they're gone.

Anyway, is anyone up here not a pony? Is there anything we have to do to change back or something?

This...

Is...

SO COOL!

Look! I have wings! Oh! Pinkie! Pinkie! You've got friends with wings, right? Can you teach me how to use 'em?!

((OOC: Hard to tell in the icon, but his cutie mark is his Wild Tiger emblem... which he's conveniently ignoring at the moment.))

Hey, everypony! Oh my gosh, I can TOTALLY say that now! Everypony! [She giggles behind a hoof.] Okie-dokie-lokie! I heard that a lot of you are having a liiiiiittle trouble with being a pony! So I thought I'd do something to help you all out!

[Cammy starts playing some music as the lesson starts. What, you didn't think it'd be normal, did you? He zooms in on Pinkie's hooves as she demonstrates the very FIRST thing you've got to know when you're a pony.]

Just put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be walking 'cross the floooooor!
Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be trottin' out the door!

You just gotta get the right rhythm!
Just listen to Pinkie's little song!
Just flick that little tail and keep with 'em!
Your hooves will carry you all day long!

Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be walking 'cross the floooooor!
Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be trottin' out the door!

[Technically, what she's doing by now is more along the lines of moonwalking. Or maybe shuffling. But it's the principle of the matter. She jumps on a trampoline and starts bouncing for the next verse.]

Now if you've got wings you can beat
I've just got one thing to say
Well, don't be afraid - flying's real neat!
Princess Luna can show you the way!

[She hops off the trampoline to demonstrate basic walking/dancing/shuffling again.]

Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be walking 'cross the floooooor!
Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be trottin' out the door!

And if on your flank you've got a picture
Like a diamond or a star or a BALLOON! [She shoves her own flank into the screen, showing off her cutie mark.]
You know your special talent, that much is sure!
If not, it's okay, you'll get one soon!

Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be walking 'cross the floooooor!
Put one hoof in front of the other~
And soon you’ll be trottin' out the door!

[Ironically, the last verse is delivered while she's standing on her hind hooves, in true grand finale form. She drops back to all fours as the music fades.] And if you have any questions about anything else, just ask!

[Hey, look! It's another little pony! And she's looking mildly panicked for some reason.]

I just want to make one thing perfectly clear: whatever caused this, I didn't do it!

[Beat.]

...Sorry, force of habit. Just go ahead and ignore that, okay?

Anyway, this is... new. Learning to walk on all fours is definitely gonna take some getting used to.

I take it this is the sort of crazy weird stuff that tends to happen around here?

[Cambot pulls away from a head of silver hair laying on a pillow. That's nothing new. Riku's sleeping in as usual. Cambot makes a loud buzzing noise reminiscent of an alarm clock. And slowly Riku rolls over, opening an eye on a long face. A very long face. So long it could be considered... Equine?]

Cut it out, just let me sleep. [Riku closes his eyes again, reaching up to scratch his face with a... hoof? His brows furrow and he puts his hoof back up and opens his eyes to see why that felt funny.]

...AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

[Riku falls out of bed, revealing a silver-maned, dark blue pony with black hooves and a cutie mark that looks like the not-quite-heartless symbol he's come to be associated with. Odd, he has his vest and wrist wrap on, he didn't go to bed with those. He looks over himself with a slight look of dismay, which quickly devolves into one of irritation.]

Okay, guys, very funny, who drugged the food?

[Cambot is following a forest green pony with a light brown mane and tail and cutie mark which resembles this sword. He seems to be just getting used to walking on four legs. He also seems miffed.]

Is it safe to assume that I'm not the only one who suddenly isn't human anymore?

[Though his transformation has otherwise left him unadorned, he still has his hat and earrings.]

A gray pegasus with a spiky blond mane and tail and a cutie mark which resembles the thorn zipper pull from Roxas's shirt is wandering the halls, trying to get used to his new form. He's not a stranger to the concept of transformation, but he's still never been through it. On the plus side, he's seen everyone else's posts already.]

So... we're ponies now.

[He pauses, looking at his front hooves a moment before lifting his left front hoof up to look. He seems to be trying to figure out just how his wristband is staying on.]