[Cambot's lingering on a large pile of yarn balls that have randomly turned up by the rest of the costuming materials on the theatrical deck. After a few seconds, a disembodied voice pipes up.]

Hey, we're ba-ACK!

[And suddenly it's not so disembodied, as Wilykit just appears out of nowhere and trips over the yarn pile. Well, at least it broke her fall.]

What the... [And confusion quickly gives way to alarm as she takes in her surroundings.] Oh no, don't tell me I'm back here!

[Uh oh, what's this? It appears that there's a poor little kitty cat stuck in a tree!

On closer inspection, it seems that Wilykit is actually half in the tree and half sticking out of an open wall panel near the ceiling on the Nature Deck. Or maybe it's more of a 60-40 split either way. It's hard to tell, since she's currently oriented sort of upside down and sideways somehow. Well, that can't be comfortable.]

Okay, so much for that path.

[She seems more annoyed than scared or hurt, though her mood quickly switches to embarrassed when she looks up and sees Cambot recording her.]

Cambot, get out of here! I told you not to film this! Shoo!

[Cambot ignores her, and in bolded white text in impact font, the words "I CAN HAZ CAPSHUN?" appear at the bottom of the screen]

[Well, someone's certainly trying to be sneaky. And while her size and catlike reflexes are working in her favor, as a certain someone once said, "don't you think that color is a little bright for a ninja?" The Cambot that keeps following her probably isn't helping, either. Will Wilykit let either of these matters stop her? Heck no! Is this wise? Probably not...

Whatever she's stalking, it seems to be right around the corner. There's a brief, high-pitched cry that makes Kit's ears go back, and then she rushes around the corner and pounces. There's another high-pitched cry, but this time, it's from Wilykit. Cambot hurries to film what's going on, anegih34to8yegfskvijgorihgei........................]

...Ugh...

[Cambot flickers back on, and Wilykit is slumped upside-down against a wall with no assailant in sight. She manages a weak, sheepish smile.]

Okay, that didn't go so well...

[You know that earsplitting shriek cats make when they get unexpectedly soaked? Yeah, that's pretty much exactly the sound Wilykit's making right now as she tries to somehow shut off the spray of water that's currently gushing from the broken sink she's standing in front of.]

Help! Please! Hurry!

[Judging by the broken cold water valve in her hand, it's probably safe to assume that we've got another case of accidental super strength on our hands.]

[The more things change, the more they stay the same. Case in point: Wilykit. It's just that this time, her big, poofy hair actually fits in.

Cambot finds her lacing up a pair of high-top sneakers as she hums a little song under her breath. Once she's done, she leans back to admire how they look with her new striped leggings, billowy, oversized t-shirt, and wide belt. Well, at least she won't have to worry about motorists not being able to see her in the dark now.]

I don't know what some of you guys are complaining about. I think this stuff is actually really cute.

[Well, looks like Wilykit's figured out how to make it to the cafeteria without breaking her neck on the way down. Yay for her!]

Are you recording yet?

[Cambot briefly bobs up and down.]

Okay, good! So I was talking to Mike the other day, and he wondered whether our current circumstances meant we were all gonna have to go vegetarian until we change back. Well, in the name of hopefully not having to eat nothing but greens three meals a day, I'm about to find out!

[One would think that having a mouth full of teeth made for grinding plant matter and not for tearing meat would answer that, but who cares?

Cambot zooms in on a delicious-looking ham and cheese sandwich, lovingly prepared by the replicators for this experiment.]

Here goes!

[Um... hmm. Okay, picking the sandwich up is a lot harder when you don't actually have hands. After a few seconds of trying, Wilykit gives up and just leans in to take a bite.]

Ha! See? It's perfectly... urk...

[Wilykit turns faintly green and races off to go lean over the nearest wastebin. Thankfully, Cambot doesn't follow her to record what comes next.]

[Hey, look! It's another little pony! And she's looking mildly panicked for some reason.]

I just want to make one thing perfectly clear: whatever caused this, I didn't do it!

[Beat.]

...Sorry, force of habit. Just go ahead and ignore that, okay?

Anyway, this is... new. Learning to walk on all fours is definitely gonna take some getting used to.

I take it this is the sort of crazy weird stuff that tends to happen around here?

[Guess what, everyone? There's another new arrival on the SOL! And it's a kitty!

Well, sort of. Actually, it's some kind of young catgirl. She's slowly turning in a wide circle and looking around the bridge with wary curiosity.]

Hello? Anybody home? Come on, I know someone had to have brought me up here.

[She finally sees Cambot and stops turning to look the little guy right in the, er, eye.]

[Under her breath as she pokes at it a little] What is this, some kind of camera? [Stands up straight and speaks clearly again] Okay, hi. Look, not to be rude, but could somebody please tell me what I'm doing here? Or more importantly, how I’m supposed to get back home? Because I'm usually all for surprise adventures, but right now I’ve got this really, really, really important thing I need to help prepare for, so this really isn't the best time for me to suddenly disappear.