[And there's another pony running around now, except this one looks just a little different. Sure, most of him is pony-like enough, his body teal like his normal clothing and his mane and tail his normal blond, but Zidane's tail is still his normal tail, long and thin and prehensile, not a proper fluffy pony-tail. Unlike most people- er, ponies, he seems to not be having trouble staying on his feet, but that's probably because he's always had an extra appendage to help balance. His mark, when it's visible, is an odd symbol, and he's undoubtedly got a smirk on his face as well as wings on his back. He and his brother make gravity their bitch, after all.]

So I didn't expect to run into this kind of problem on my third day here, but at least it's a new one. Always be up for trying new things; that's the way we always did it at home! So all of you guys who aren't happy with it, just give it a shot! Maybe one day soon we'll be switched back just as fast as we were switched to begin with.

Oh yeah, and all you guys who've got horns now - you're unicorns, right? So you're all attracted to virgins all the time now aren't you? Guess we could say you're pretty horny.

[WIDER SMIRK AND EYEBROW WIGGLE. Apparently he's also gotten a hardy and compliant - or mischievous - Cambot, because it chimes in with music.]

GREETINGS, LOYAL SUBJECTS!

Your princess bids you good day and is pleased to have acquired so many new, faithful subjects in a single day. We do hope that those of you who are used to two legs can manage with four.

As this place is among the stars, t'is the perfect kingdom for the Princess of the Night! However, the name is not fitting at all. Hm... We shall have to think of a new name.

IN GOOD TIME!

For now, we welcome you all to our kingdom! Do not hesitate to ask if there are any questions. We are also open to suggestions for names. We are entertaining the name "Lunaria"!

Rin apparently needs a little more assistance than usual, although she's making do with a high trolley to rest her front lack-of-hooves on and roll around with.

Wait, lack of hooves?

Yeah, apparently she's a pony too. It's pretty convenient, actually: she just tilts her head down and noms on a carrot as she goes about her business. Apparently Cambot thinks this is worthy of a broadcast panning shot and some theme music.

She turns to the camera, finishes crunching up her carrot, and smiles. "I had a craving," she said. "So, what do your marks mean? Mine is apparently a drop of cloudy blue paint."

Cambot pans and zooms: she brings her flank into position to make the blue paint blotch with clouds more visible.