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itsjustcambot2011-09-15 01:04 am
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[A VERY disgruntled blue eagle comes onto the screen. He looks like he has endured all manner of terrible things. He clears his throat before speaking.]
AHEM. Hello, people on this satellite. In my brief time here, it has come to my attention that there are many, many things wrong with this place!
Item one: there are many here wearing highly inappropirate clothing!
Item two: there are at least three people here with blue hair. Blue. Hair.
Item three: Some robots made fun of me the moment they spotted me. And they did not look like productive robots at all.
Item four: The machine in the cafeteria shot out eggs at my face. This is quite unsafe!
Item five: There are several people here whose hair could poke someone's eye out! That is very unsafe!
Item six: There is a tiger roaming around the decks, with no animal trainer in sight! This is incredibly unsafe!
Item seven: There is a bright pink pony bouncing around and tying balloons to things! That is the most unsafe of all!
Item eight: I suddenly appeared on this ship with no clue how it happened, and I need to be home instead!
All of these grievances must be addressed at once!
AHEM. Hello, people on this satellite. In my brief time here, it has come to my attention that there are many, many things wrong with this place!
Item one: there are many here wearing highly inappropirate clothing!
Item two: there are at least three people here with blue hair. Blue. Hair.
Item three: Some robots made fun of me the moment they spotted me. And they did not look like productive robots at all.
Item four: The machine in the cafeteria shot out eggs at my face. This is quite unsafe!
Item five: There are several people here whose hair could poke someone's eye out! That is very unsafe!
Item six: There is a tiger roaming around the decks, with no animal trainer in sight! This is incredibly unsafe!
Item seven: There is a bright pink pony bouncing around and tying balloons to things! That is the most unsafe of all!
Item eight: I suddenly appeared on this ship with no clue how it happened, and I need to be home instead!
All of these grievances must be addressed at once!
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Sorry XD
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Since when were balloons a public menace?
And how come you can have blue feathers but we can't have blue hair?
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I would not call these things "wrong" so much as "strange."
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What about a cat without an owner? Is that unsafe?
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[There are no such forms, but Thursday figures 1) he doesn't need to know that and 2) he will appreciate a semblance of law and order, even it it is completely fabricated. She also feels like messing with him.]
If you still feel unsafe, we could take interim measures, like wearing goggles, not eating balloons, and making sure the tiger remains well-fed.
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He almost commented on the unibrow instead.
Item nine: there is an eagle with blue feathers.
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Dawwwwww
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Boy, Riku's asking for it.
Aaand he got it!
He's asking for more, possibly. XD
Re: He's asking for more, possibly. XD