http://youreallweirdos.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2011-09-15 01:04 am

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[A VERY disgruntled blue eagle comes onto the screen. He looks like he has endured all manner of terrible things. He clears his throat before speaking.]

AHEM. Hello, people on this satellite. In my brief time here, it has come to my attention that there are many, many things wrong with this place!

Item one: there are many here wearing highly inappropirate clothing!

Item two: there are at least three people here with blue hair. Blue. Hair.

Item three: Some robots made fun of me the moment they spotted me. And they did not look like productive robots at all.

Item four: The machine in the cafeteria shot out eggs at my face. This is quite unsafe!

Item five: There are several people here whose hair could poke someone's eye out! That is very unsafe!

Item six: There is a tiger roaming around the decks, with no animal trainer in sight! This is incredibly unsafe!

Item seven: There is a bright pink pony bouncing around and tying balloons to things! That is the most unsafe of all!

Item eight: I suddenly appeared on this ship with no clue how it happened, and I need to be home instead!

All of these grievances must be addressed at once!

[identity profile] hasthecrazy.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Fawful listens, and hears the mighty squawk of the whinebird! It is a painful noise, so Fawful then is tuning it out and instead listening to his own pleasant words that are more interesting.

I am of all the educatedness. More than the baldbird, I am assuming.

[identity profile] hasthecrazy.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Fawful knows you are hairless, but that does not make you whineless! You overflow with whine, I am thinking you will make us wobbly from all the whines everywhere.

Speech for Fawful is done how it should be: Fawfully!

[identity profile] hasthecrazy.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Fawful does all things in such a manner. It is my manner to have no manners and mind the matter of such mannerlessness in his manner!

[identity profile] hasthecrazy.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
My mean of meanness has dismantled the moody mallard's manner! Fawful wins! I have doneness here.

[identity profile] hasthecrazy.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Rest your head, and have your dreams fill it, and the dreams will be filled with my laughter! [And then he cackles his victory cackle.]