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[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[This is Cambot just making his rounds on the media deck. Nothing really to see here, just halls of bad books and music--

what's THIS? He suddenly backtracks a few paces and turns, pointing at a case of Rebecca Black CDs, then at the floor, where a teenage boy (who looks strangely like a young Linkara) in an orange cap and shades is sitting, staring at his hand under the light, all asparkle.]

Duuuuuude.

[He spends at least a minute watching his hand, mesmerized, then he feels he's being watched and looks up at Cambot.]

Whoa! Where'd you come from? Don't sneak up on a guy, dude!

[A pause, then he suddenly gets all up in Cambot's grill with an excited grin.]

Are you taping me, man? AWESOME! I'M ON TV!

[Ladies and gentlemen, meet 90s Kid.]

Comments

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

You're the one who called them stupid.

What's your problem, dude?

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I ain't got no problems.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[Ominous. Stare. It's totally ominous, really.]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[staring contest is GO]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[And 90s Kid could totally cheat 'cause you can't see his eyes.

Staaaaaaaaaare.]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[keep your eye on the birdy 8V]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[I've got a birdy for ya!]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[flips the bird]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[OH YEAH? WELL I'M GONNA





stick my tongue out at you. THERE THAT'LL SHOW YA.]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

What're you, twelve?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Sixteen. [B|

...not exactly helping his case, is he?]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Sixteen.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

That's what I said, dude.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

...

[Okay so he doesn't have a drivers' license and can't drink yet, BUT HE'S STILL BADASS OKAY]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[NOPE]

You know you're indoors, right. You can lose the shades.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

No can do, dude. These are my badass shades of badassery.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Yeah there's nothing badass about wearing sunglasses 24/7.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, dude!

Not sorry.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

You sure you're not a parrot?

YOUUUUU

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

FALCON!!

:3

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Polly want a cracker?

>8(((((

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL IS POLLY!?

[we don't have that joke where I'm from because all of our parrots think they're people 8U]

<33333

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

That would be you, parrot-boy!

8V

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

My name is not Polly, and I am not a parrot.