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[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[This is Cambot just making his rounds on the media deck. Nothing really to see here, just halls of bad books and music--

what's THIS? He suddenly backtracks a few paces and turns, pointing at a case of Rebecca Black CDs, then at the floor, where a teenage boy (who looks strangely like a young Linkara) in an orange cap and shades is sitting, staring at his hand under the light, all asparkle.]

Duuuuuude.

[He spends at least a minute watching his hand, mesmerized, then he feels he's being watched and looks up at Cambot.]

Whoa! Where'd you come from? Don't sneak up on a guy, dude!

[A pause, then he suddenly gets all up in Cambot's grill with an excited grin.]

Are you taping me, man? AWESOME! I'M ON TV!

[Ladies and gentlemen, meet 90s Kid.]

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[paidinlaughs.livejournal.com]

[...stares]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

...

[And now there's a guy staring at him. He leans closer to the camera.]

Hello?

[paidinlaughs.livejournal.com]

Hello~

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

WOW! You're like one of the most sparkly-sparkle people I've seen today! How'd you get it to do that?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[...a pink pony? Man, what was IN that Pepsi he had earlier?]

I dunno, I just noticed it now, man. Kinda freaky.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

...No way.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

DUDE! IRON LIZ!

Where've you been, man?

[beforethemoon]

What's your problem?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[He has no idea what you're talking about.]

Dude, gnarly hair!

[doktor-von-wer.livejournal.com]

It's not quite tee-vee, but... you'll get used to it, I'm afraid.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Well what else would it be, man?

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

...Linkara, there's no guy like that in this week's story.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, a hot chick! He looks at her with his best smile. Which is still pretty cheesy.]

Have we met, dudette?

[bittyzo.livejournal.com]

[What even. Just... what even.]

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

Hey little dude! What's up!

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

And apparently, some people should not be on TV.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY should be on tv, man! It's the most AWESOME THING!

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful reminds the hatty finkrat that glasses of the dark are not of relevance inside the doors.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

But they look so cool!

[How did he even understand that?]

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[OKAY, KARMA, THIS IS AN OPEN ANNOUNCEMENT: WHATEVER LINKARA DID TO DESERVE THIS, HE'S SORRY ALREADY. PLEASE. HE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU SOMEHOW. HE'LL EVEN REVIEW ANOTHER LIEFELD COMIC. OR MILLER. OR SOMETHING. JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY. PLEASE.

...when open announcements to cosmic forces don't work, he just starts up his usual 90s Kid coping routine: he slaps a palm to his forehead and gets on with it.]

Hi, 90s Kid.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

LINKARA! You AND Liz? It's a whole family reunion up here! A family reunion of AWESOME!

Dude, I am SO glad to see you! I have like SO many Bloodgun comics to show you, man!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

...Havin' fun?

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[lksjahdfa]

WHOA! I a talking bird!

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Yup, and we're your audience, dude.

[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

It's like a live show?!

AWESOME!