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[liefeldisgod.livejournal.com]

[This is Cambot just making his rounds on the media deck. Nothing really to see here, just halls of bad books and music--

what's THIS? He suddenly backtracks a few paces and turns, pointing at a case of Rebecca Black CDs, then at the floor, where a teenage boy (who looks strangely like a young Linkara) in an orange cap and shades is sitting, staring at his hand under the light, all asparkle.]

Duuuuuude.

[He spends at least a minute watching his hand, mesmerized, then he feels he's being watched and looks up at Cambot.]

Whoa! Where'd you come from? Don't sneak up on a guy, dude!

[A pause, then he suddenly gets all up in Cambot's grill with an excited grin.]

Are you taping me, man? AWESOME! I'M ON TV!

[Ladies and gentlemen, meet 90s Kid.]

Comments

[paidinlaughs.livejournal.com]

[...stares]

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

WOW! You're like one of the most sparkly-sparkle people I've seen today! How'd you get it to do that?

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

...No way.

[beforethemoon]

What's your problem?

[doktor-von-wer.livejournal.com]

It's not quite tee-vee, but... you'll get used to it, I'm afraid.

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

...Linkara, there's no guy like that in this week's story.

[bittyzo.livejournal.com]

[What even. Just... what even.]

[youreallweirdos.livejournal.com]

And apparently, some people should not be on TV.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful reminds the hatty finkrat that glasses of the dark are not of relevance inside the doors.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[OKAY, KARMA, THIS IS AN OPEN ANNOUNCEMENT: WHATEVER LINKARA DID TO DESERVE THIS, HE'S SORRY ALREADY. PLEASE. HE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU SOMEHOW. HE'LL EVEN REVIEW ANOTHER LIEFELD COMIC. OR MILLER. OR SOMETHING. JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY. PLEASE.

...when open announcements to cosmic forces don't work, he just starts up his usual 90s Kid coping routine: he slaps a palm to his forehead and gets on with it.]

Hi, 90s Kid.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

...Havin' fun?

[whenflamesbegin.livejournal.com]

Yup, and we're your audience, dude.