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[This is Cambot just making his rounds on the media deck. Nothing really to see here, just halls of bad books and music--

what's THIS? He suddenly backtracks a few paces and turns, pointing at a case of Rebecca Black CDs, then at the floor, where a teenage boy (who looks strangely like a young Linkara) in an orange cap and shades is sitting, staring at his hand under the light, all asparkle.]

Duuuuuude.

[He spends at least a minute watching his hand, mesmerized, then he feels he's being watched and looks up at Cambot.]

Whoa! Where'd you come from? Don't sneak up on a guy, dude!

[A pause, then he suddenly gets all up in Cambot's grill with an excited grin.]

Are you taping me, man? AWESOME! I'M ON TV!

[Ladies and gentlemen, meet 90s Kid.]

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That's what I said, dude.

Somehow I'm not surprised.

...

[Okay so he doesn't have a drivers' license and can't drink yet, BUT HE'S STILL BADASS OKAY]

[NOPE]

You know you're indoors, right. You can lose the shades.

No can do, dude. These are my badass shades of badassery.

Yeah there's nothing badass about wearing sunglasses 24/7.

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, dude!

You can't be serious.

Naw, really! Shades make you the coolest cat on the block! I read it in a magazine and everything, man!

I'm not a cat.

You know what I mean, man!

I don't understand you at all.

...Yeah, I get that a lot.

Also not surprising.

[Poor 90s Kid, nobody likes him.]

[turn your hat around you big jerk >8U]

[Hey, who's the bigger jerk here?

And why does everybody pick on the hat? He likes this hat! >8(]

[fair enough 8(

THAT HAT IS UGLY YOU ARE UGLY IN THAT HAT]

[SOB Y YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN]

[BECAUSE THE WRITERS MADE ME THAT WAY]

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