10 April 2012 @ 12:20 pm
Hexfield Visitor  
[There's something coming in on the Hexfield viewscreen!

A little white worm that seems to be sticking out of someone's ear wiggles happily, as though waving at the camera. It's a little unsettling that this particular worm seems to have a smiling face...but it's even more unsettling when that smile suddenly seems a bit...troll-ish. And then suddenly, there's music!]

((LOL I chose that song because it's been stuck in my head for about a week. But believe me, it gets worse >8D))
 
 
05 March 2012 @ 06:20 pm
Fourinator  
[The screen shows...a blank patch of wall for a second or two.]

Really. Really. Are we going to have to do this every time? I mean, I really thought you'd have this whole "show what you're recording" thing down by now, since, you know, you're a camera and all.

[The screen pans over to show Doof, who is looking a little less than impressed.]

There we go. Finally.

Aaaaaaanyway. I know I haven't been around for a while, but when that whole pony thing happened, it really threw off my plans. You ever try to build anything without thumbs? Much harder than it looks. So then I decided to build a DePonyinator, so I could, you know, not be a pony anymore. Of course, then I ran into that whole building-without-thumbs problem again, but I decided to try it anyway. Three bottles of mouthwash later and my mouth still tastes like screwdriver. Three whole bottles!

Well, the DePonyinator never actually got finished because I randomly stopped being a pony, so I decided to modify it. BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE!

[...and nothing happens. Doof frowns.]

Seriously. We practiced this. I say BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE! all dramatic-like, and you pan to the left to show off my latest Inator. Got it?

[The feed pans up and down - Cambot is nodding.]

Good. Okay, let's try that again. [He clears his throat.] BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE!

[Cambot pans obligingly to the left, showing off what looks like a very big ray gun.]

The TagWithActualLasersinator! See, I saw everyone playing with with the wimpy little laser guns, and I thought I'd make one of my own, except with actual lasers! It's in the name and everything. With this, I can be on my own team and not have to worry about getting picked last or any of those other crippling adolescent fears. All I have to do is just charge it up, like so... [He flips a switch and several lights on the Inator blink on.] ...and it will produce a laser beam powerful enough to punch through any solid object. I can win without even playing! And even better, I can use it to RULE THE TRI-STATE- I mean, THE SATELLITE OF LOVE!

...yes, I know it's against the rules and everything, sure, but- screw the rules, I have science! [He grins and steeples his fingers. Why yes, he has just secured his place as Most Evil Person On The Satellite. Take that, Evil-Sora-Clone-Person!] So! Who wants to play?
 
 
03 March 2012 @ 10:26 pm
3rd Dish Served  
[Now here's something you don't see every day - an eight year old princess wandering around the Weapons Deck! Granted, it's mostly because she's in the mood for some staff practice Yes, it's canon, shut up, but she's poking around the other stuff, too.

Some of the stuff she's poking around at? Some of that brand spanking new armor and laser guns that are in there! It's probably a good thing that she's switched over from wearing her usual trademark kimono-types to casual clothes at the moment.]


Hey, guys! Look what I found! [She lifts up one of the lasers, grinning.] I'm not one for guns and all, but there so many of them in here, it's silly! It's like laser tag or someth--OOP! [she accidentally pulls the trigger, a laser shot causing her Cambot to spin wildly.] Oops...! Sorry!
 
 
26 February 2012 @ 09:47 pm
 
[Someone's busy on the cafeteria deck, humming to himself and making something on the stove. He's pretty oblivious at the moment to anything other that whatever he's making.]