[Discord has built himself up a little spot in the cockpit, complete with a throne he teleported from the theatrical deck. The cockpit has turned into a mishmash of textures...the ceiling is covered in a purple checker pattern, the floor is covered with waves of yellow grass, and a few of the puppies from the nature deck have begun sporting antennae and are hissing like snakes. Outside, the pink cotton candy clouds have built up, raining chocolate milk all over the SOL. Discord looks quite pleased with himself.]

I must say, I haven't had this enjoyable a vacation in eons! So many possibilities for chaos here...and all in such a small space!

[He then produces a banana from nowhere, and begins to roast it over a small file that suddenly appears on the cockpit table. After a moment, it starts to pop like popcorn.]

I think I'll stay here awhile, after all. So many new things I'd like to try...and so many little ponies to change up, too!

[Up in the cockpit, there’s a sudden flash of lightning and a burst of pink smoke...and out of the smoke emerges a strange, haphazard creature. It looks to be part pony, part lion, part dragon and part deer...and all smug smiles.]

Hell-O, everypony! Although, I suppose here, not everypony is even a pony, hmm? Now isn’t that fascinating...

I suppose I should introduce myself...I’m Discord, lord of chaos! I just happened to be passing by this part of the cosmos, when I couldn’t help noticing all this splendid chaos you have going on up here! I just had to come along and contribute what little I could.

Who’s causing all this bee-you-tiful disharmony, you may ask? Well, it’s not me, and it’s not Joe! I wonder who...or what...it could possibly be!


[As soon as Discord shows up, even more chaos spreads around the SOL...it starts raining chocolate milk on the nature deck, the food synthesizer only puts out unpopped popcorn and anchovies, and the media deck is now entirely upside-down. This chaos will continue to escalate, even affecting characters’ personalities for the worse, unless your characters find a way to stop Discord!]