PlatyPost #1

[ttlynotanagent.livejournal.com]

[Cambot has found something strange! He flies past the media deck, picking up the sounds of what could be a soap opera given the cheesy music and dialogue. He turns back to see who or what he can make fun of, however when he arrives on the deck he instead finds a small, teal animal lying on the couch. Shouldn't a platypus be on the nature deck?

The platypus looks up and makes a chittering noise, his eyes going in both directions so he's not looking directly at Cambot. Cambot zooms in on the platypus as if testing this. There have been talking ponies and birds and what not, surely the platypus wasn't...just a platypus.

But, nope, Perry just keeps lying there on the couch with his eyes pointing in two different directions. A subtitle pops up on the screen]

"JUST A PLATYPUS!"

[Cambot then spins around to leave, not seeing Perry let out a sigh of relief and getting comfy on the couch to enjoy his soaps. Perry makes a mental note to do something about that camera floating around otherwise he might be in trouble.]

Comments

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

Aaaah! You are adorable!

[And way more accommodating than Artemis. Artemis always whines about getting belly rubs too often because he's not a house pet. Whatever.]

[ttlynotanagent.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't get "adorable from teenage girls often, especially Candice, but he enjoys the compliment all the same.

What's wrong with that cat though? Perry's cover is SUPPOSED to be a pet and he likes the perks that come with being loved and doted on without asking for it. There's nothing better than being someone's pet in his opinion.]

[verygassy.livejournal.com]

[Hey, if the shoe fits!

...Well, Artemis is technically an alien from an advanced civilization. Still. She totally knows, right? Artemis is such a snob!]