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[So, naturally the Doctor started wandering pretty much the minute she realized she was... wherever she is now. Because honestly, you’ll never work out where you are if you stay in one place all the time. And this means eventually running into the Cambot.

And there is a quick smile for it! Because awwww, robots~] Hello, there! I don’t suppose you could tell me where I am, could you? [No, she thought not. She sighs.] Take me to your leader, then? The – oh, I don’t know, head cheese? The one everyone around the water cooler makes silly faces at?

[That’s not helping her very much either, is it. She frowns for a second, inspecting it more closely, and – wait, hello! It’s transmitting, isn’t it!] Oh, I see now. Well, hello. I’m the Doctor – I assume you know that already, since I’m here and not in my TARDIS, where I’m meant to be. [And her feelings will be EXTREMELY hurt if she was just grabbed at random, because honestly she’s done with that ‘passing as a normal person’ thing. You’re only allowed to kidnap her on purpose, anything else is insulting. :|] So if you could just skip to the part where you tell me what I’m doing here, that would be brilliant.

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[He nods, part in satisfaction and part in understanding. A spaceship would have been the best thing to have in a place like this, after all.]

And he's not here now!? How'd he escape!?

You should have mentioned him earlier! This could be important information that could get us out of here!!

I think he escaped in an escape pod hidden in a box marked 'Hamdingers.' And there aren't any more boxes marked 'Hamdingers.'

It probably would be useful if we could talk to him...

....Oh, really?

[At this, she turns, and...goes right to a water cooler that just happens to be nearby. Oh boy.]

Are you sure you can do that?

Like what?

Yes, really!

[Although getting the water cooler is the hard part. Hmmm...]

And by take away your privileges, I mean I will assign a temp there to always show up at the water cooler and then talk loudly about politics according to what he heard on talk radio last night! NnnnHAHAHAHA!

I don't think so!

[And she goes and gets a cup from the side with a snap.]

Besides, you think Frank will even know what politics are?

Frank: Sure I do! That's when James Earl Ray shot Abraham Lincoln, isn't it?

Dr. F: Ffffffffrrrrrank! Go clean out the storage room!

Franke: Okie-doo! [He heads off.]

Dr. F: [Turns back to the camera, scowling] Just for that, you're getting a Rush Limbaugh fan!

That's right, Frank!

[And this she pours some sweet, cold water into her cup.]

Well, sadly for you, I don't know who that is because I'm not American! So nothing he says will make any sense to me anyways!

[And--wait for it--SHE MAKES A SILLY FISH FACE AT HIM.]

NYAAAAH~

Hamdingers?...

Never mind! We should find a way to talk to him! Surely he must know something! A space tow company, Interpol, Maury Povich! Any of those guys' numbers will do if he's got them!!

[Dr. F grumbles to himself.] Who cares if he does or doesn't make any sense! That won't protect anyone from the horrors and annoyances of paranoid, nonsense-spouting DOMINIONISTS! HA!

Yeah. Nobody likes hamdingers.

I've tried calling earth from the Satellite before, and it never works out!

What about the Hexfield screen?? That's gotta work somehow, right? How else do astronauts talk to people back on Earth!?

The Hexfield's worked for some people on earth, but no one that's ever really been helpful. And we can't control who that calls, either. It's always been people calling us.

Oh yeah?

Not if I activate FANGIRL MODE!

...

Well, we'll need a phone book then, won't we! And find someone who knows how to re-wire the Hexfield, a genius in machine technology!

Heck, I'll do it if I have to!

~~[No no no-]~~

"Fangirl Mode?" That's powerful all right, but I don't know if it can live up to the power of Talk Show Radio Fanboys!

[Mike looks reeeeeeally worried. This was the same girl who convinced him to crash a truck into the Satellite, after all.]

Uhhhh maybe you should ask someone else to try it, Minako.

NOTHING can stand up to the power of FANGIRL MODE! Especially when I'm the one activating it. Mommy called me a groupie and wannabe otaku because all I ever did after school was play video games and read manga and by new minidiscs and go to concerts of my favorite idols!

...Actually, it couldn't be that hard, right? Besides, I'd have the bots help me!

~~[NO NO NO-]~~

[Wow Minako, you've actually impressed Dr. F with that Fangirl Cred.] ...And how have you not already driven everyone else up there insane?

[ALL HIS NO.] Trust me, it's a lot more complicated than it looks. Perhaps you should just ask Gypsy to try it?

...Oh right, Gypsy too.

Because I haven't talked about any of my interests on board!

[re: Yet.]

Yeah! Definitely should ask Gypsy to call Joel! [As long as she's not the one rewiring it!]

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