[Hey, everyone! According to Rocket Number 9, there's a rather large wooden ship suddenly bearing down on the Satellite of Love! As if on cue, music begins to play as the ship suddenly swoops onto the side of the SoL. Oh dear, it looks like an ambush is about to happen! But who is dastardly and wily enough to set up such an ambush on--

...Wait, is that person dressed up like a Valkyrie at the head of the bow who we think it is?...Yes. Yes it is. And she has a crew of punsofiron bittyzo warriors. And a cat in a Viking cap. Yup.

At this, Minakyrie raises her spear and shakes it at the SoL.]

LANDLUBBERS!! You impede our homeward route to Valhalla with your inferior seafaring vessel, therefore, you must pay the price! You must give us your most handsome men, ten boxes of Kit Kat bars, anything else my fellow warriors wish to have, and a kitty friend for my fearless lieutenant, the berserker known only as SNUGGLES!

Isn't that right, Mr. Snuggles?

[The brown cat just looks at her.]

...Anyhow, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR! Satisfy our demands or PREPARE FOR OBLIVION!!

[A pause.]

...Oh hey, the truck I drove's still sticking out of the--

[And the camera goes off. Obviously that part was not part of the sketch. Oh well.



OBLIVION!!!]

I've sort of lost track of time here, but if this is indeed the day after Halloween, it's my birthday today. Er, well... the day we picked, at least. It's kind of sad, really. I wonder what everyone's doing back home, or if they even remembered.

[He shakes his head.] Anyway, has everyone seen what's going on outside? It's absolutely amazing! I've never seen any living thing that big before.

[What's up folks. You have a very confused looking dog person staring at you. Or rather, at cambot. After a moment, he cocks his head sideways in that confused dog sort of way, crossing his arms.]

Ah? So this is supposed t'be some kinda robot? You don't look like any robot I've ever seen. Speakin' of which...

[Dog guy starts looking around, wandering off to peek out a door or something. Cambot stays right behind him, so he never really leaves the screen. He explores the area for a while, it's not too exciting. Eventually he gives up and tosses his hands in the air.]

Where's Dahak!? Nom d'un chien, so not only am I stuck somewhere weird without Chocolat or Elh, I don't even have my robot! This is bogus!

[an exasperated sigh, and the dog turns around only to run face first into Cambot. Ouch.]

And why are you still following me!?