[Today, there's once again a familiar (and formerly missing) face on Cambot's screen. It's a face that's distinctly older looking too, although the overall outfit hasn't changed. He simply doesn't have roll up the anymore to make them fit probably.

After a moment of silence he sighs, and turns to face the camera.]

I suppose I really shouldn't be surprised, should I?

[A brown unicorn and a small white pony stand in front of Cambot. Kaldur attempts his best not to look nervous and Ienzo stands silently being small and cute and quiet.

He clears his throat]

Excuse me. Those of you below who are in control of the experiments. I realize we recently requested a second book to read this week, but there seems to have been a mistake. You see, the being known as Discord has involved himself in it and it seems he is enjoying it far more than he should. In fact, I should say he has become so involved as to be IN the experiment as opposed to partaking of it.

His enjoyment is really reflecting badly on your parts since I believe if he were to do this with further experiments he might actually make US start to enjoy them as much, rendering your experiment useless at best and at worst encourage us to actively read your books faster than you can provide them.

What I mean to say is, at the rate we are going will you not be out of material soon thanks to Discord? And even if that were not the case, Discord's presence is too much of a variable for such an experiment to have any real data. I believe I have a solution if you are willing to listen.

[Most shades have either been discovered or dispatched. However, even now there's still a few lurking around the edges. Case in point: the shadowy version of Ienzo that's hanging around the real thing. However, unlike the real Ienzo, this one seems not only perfectly willing to talk, but is quite happily doing so.

Naturally, Ienzo's the only one who can hear, still, but he's most definitely listening to it. And... nodding, oddly enough. Perhaps he agrees with whatever it's saying?]

[Hey, everyone! According to Rocket Number 9, there's a rather large wooden ship suddenly bearing down on the Satellite of Love! As if on cue, music begins to play as the ship suddenly swoops onto the side of the SoL. Oh dear, it looks like an ambush is about to happen! But who is dastardly and wily enough to set up such an ambush on--

...Wait, is that person dressed up like a Valkyrie at the head of the bow who we think it is?...Yes. Yes it is. And she has a crew of punsofiron bittyzo warriors. And a cat in a Viking cap. Yup.

At this, Minakyrie raises her spear and shakes it at the SoL.]

LANDLUBBERS!! You impede our homeward route to Valhalla with your inferior seafaring vessel, therefore, you must pay the price! You must give us your most handsome men, ten boxes of Kit Kat bars, anything else my fellow warriors wish to have, and a kitty friend for my fearless lieutenant, the berserker known only as SNUGGLES!

Isn't that right, Mr. Snuggles?

[The brown cat just looks at her.]

...Anyhow, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR! Satisfy our demands or PREPARE FOR OBLIVION!!

[A pause.]

...Oh hey, the truck I drove's still sticking out of the--

[And the camera goes off. Obviously that part was not part of the sketch. Oh well.



OBLIVION!!!]

[The feed opens to a young kid - he can’t be much more than about 12 - engaged in what can only be called a staring contest with Cambot. And judging by the music (currently the Jeopardy theme) it seems that he’s been at this for a while. Worse still, the music doesn’t seem to be swaying the kid in the least, and thus the view continues on, as the Cambot’s attempts get steadily more and more ridiculous.

...Yeah, this is probably going to go on for a while.]