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[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

[What's up folks. You have a very confused looking dog person staring at you. Or rather, at cambot. After a moment, he cocks his head sideways in that confused dog sort of way, crossing his arms.]

Ah? So this is supposed t'be some kinda robot? You don't look like any robot I've ever seen. Speakin' of which...

[Dog guy starts looking around, wandering off to peek out a door or something. Cambot stays right behind him, so he never really leaves the screen. He explores the area for a while, it's not too exciting. Eventually he gives up and tosses his hands in the air.]

Where's Dahak!? Nom d'un chien, so not only am I stuck somewhere weird without Chocolat or Elh, I don't even have my robot! This is bogus!

[an exasperated sigh, and the dog turns around only to run face first into Cambot. Ouch.]

And why are you still following me!?

Comments

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you have a robot, too?

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Wow, these things can talk!?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes?

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

That's really weird! What are you, you're a robot, right? How'r you doin' that?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm a robot!

How am I talking? Well...having a voice synthesizer is part of it.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Synthesizer...?

Sure, whatever. Just tell me how to get outta here, huh?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I would if I knew. All these funny people who've come here don't know how they got here, or how to get back.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Funny people? I haven't seen anyone else yet. So there's more people stuck here?


...Where is here again?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they'll show up eventually.

This is the Satellite of Love!

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Funny how? Funny "ha ha" or funny "uh oh"?

Satellite?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

A little of both, I think.

Yes, you know, way up above earth.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Great.

You know about that!?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

About Earth? Yes, Joel and Mike told me lots about it. Some parts I don't understand, but it sounds nice.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Joel and Mike? And you said we're above the Earth, right? Are we in Shepherd?

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Yes, Mike is still around here. Joel left.

Umm...no? We're on the Satellite of Love.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Where can I find this guy?

I still don't know what you mean by "satellite".

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's around. His room's on the second deck.

Gosh, a lot of people seem fuzzy on this. Well, it's a ship in space! Except it doesn't move.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Second deck, I'll see if I can find it, I guess.

[on second his brain just imploded]

C'est pas vrai! Space!? You can't be serious!

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

It's just down one deck.

Oh yes, it's certainly space. You can look out the window and see.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

[smashes face up against said window]

I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS REAL!! It's space! It's really space!

I might throw up!

lol threadjack SO LATE orz

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Deep breaths, man. Deep breaths.

ILU SO MUCH

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

[don't mind him he's just staring at you like the most startled dog ever]

Whoa!

You're a...

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

...Human?

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Seriously!?

Like, an actual human!?

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

In the flesh.

There are a lot of 'em up here. A few anthropomorphs like you too, but not as many.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

A lot of 'em? How!?

Anthrowhat?

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Haven't figured that out yet.

Anthropomorphs. ...Animals. Like you.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

I see...

I'm not an animal. I'm a caninu. Pretty much.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Right now we're pretty much just killing time and trying to keep the mood up until we can find a way out of here.

Well, that's a nicer thing to be called than what I've heard before.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Sapristi, what kind of weird thing did I get roped into this time...

Ah? Like what?

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

The experiment of two guys with way too much time on their hands. [Said totally matter-of-factly]

Like "furries," or...well actually that's pretty much it.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Where are these guys?

"Furries"? Can't say I've ever heard that one before.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

About 200,000 miles under us. [Yes, she means on earth.]

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. That robot said we were in space, didn't it.

This is all sort of mind blowing.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

You get used to it.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

This isn't the kinda thing I wanna be around long enough to have to get used to, but I guess I have no choice, huh?

I'm Red, by the way. Red Savarin.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Not unless you have a spaceship in your pants.

Which I'm assuming you don't.

Nice to meetcha, Red. I'm Iron Liz.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm fresh out of space ships. I can't even find my robot.

Nice t'meet you, too! It's kinda weird meeting a real human.

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

Could you please not? I'd have to clean it up.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Right. I'll try not to.

[itsjustthebots.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[yerthemannowdog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't mention it.