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itsjustcambot2012-03-05 06:20 pm
usernameinator) wrote in itsjustcambot2012-03-05 06:20 pm
Fourinator
[The screen shows...a blank patch of wall for a second or two.]
Really. Really. Are we going to have to do this every time? I mean, I really thought you'd have this whole "show what you're recording" thing down by now, since, you know, you're a camera and all.
[The screen pans over to show Doof, who is looking a little less than impressed.]
There we go. Finally.
Aaaaaaanyway. I know I haven't been around for a while, but when that whole pony thing happened, it really threw off my plans. You ever try to build anything without thumbs? Much harder than it looks. So then I decided to build a DePonyinator, so I could, you know, not be a pony anymore. Of course, then I ran into that whole building-without-thumbs problem again, but I decided to try it anyway. Three bottles of mouthwash later and my mouth still tastes like screwdriver. Three whole bottles!
Well, the DePonyinator never actually got finished because I randomly stopped being a pony, so I decided to modify it. BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE!
[...and nothing happens. Doof frowns.]
Seriously. We practiced this. I say BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE! all dramatic-like, and you pan to the left to show off my latest Inator. Got it?
[The feed pans up and down - Cambot is nodding.]
Good. Okay, let's try that again. [He clears his throat.] BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE!
[Cambot pans obligingly to the left, showing off what looks like a very big ray gun.]
The TagWithActualLasersinator! See, I saw everyone playing with with the wimpy little laser guns, and I thought I'd make one of my own, except with actual lasers! It's in the name and everything. With this, I can be on my own team and not have to worry about getting picked last or any of those other crippling adolescent fears. All I have to do is just charge it up, like so... [He flips a switch and several lights on the Inator blink on.] ...and it will produce a laser beam powerful enough to punch through any solid object. I can win without even playing! And even better, I can use it to RULE THE TRI-STATE- I mean, THE SATELLITE OF LOVE!
...yes, I know it's against the rules and everything, sure, but- screw the rules, I have science! [He grins and steeples his fingers. Why yes, he has just secured his place as Most Evil Person On The Satellite. Take that, Evil-Sora-Clone-Person!] So! Who wants to play?
Really. Really. Are we going to have to do this every time? I mean, I really thought you'd have this whole "show what you're recording" thing down by now, since, you know, you're a camera and all.
[The screen pans over to show Doof, who is looking a little less than impressed.]
There we go. Finally.
Aaaaaaanyway. I know I haven't been around for a while, but when that whole pony thing happened, it really threw off my plans. You ever try to build anything without thumbs? Much harder than it looks. So then I decided to build a DePonyinator, so I could, you know, not be a pony anymore. Of course, then I ran into that whole building-without-thumbs problem again, but I decided to try it anyway. Three bottles of mouthwash later and my mouth still tastes like screwdriver. Three whole bottles!
Well, the DePonyinator never actually got finished because I randomly stopped being a pony, so I decided to modify it. BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE!
[...and nothing happens. Doof frowns.]
Seriously. We practiced this. I say BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE! all dramatic-like, and you pan to the left to show off my latest Inator. Got it?
[The feed pans up and down - Cambot is nodding.]
Good. Okay, let's try that again. [He clears his throat.] BEHOLD, SATELLITE OF LOVE!
[Cambot pans obligingly to the left, showing off what looks like a very big ray gun.]
The TagWithActualLasersinator! See, I saw everyone playing with with the wimpy little laser guns, and I thought I'd make one of my own, except with actual lasers! It's in the name and everything. With this, I can be on my own team and not have to worry about getting picked last or any of those other crippling adolescent fears. All I have to do is just charge it up, like so... [He flips a switch and several lights on the Inator blink on.] ...and it will produce a laser beam powerful enough to punch through any solid object. I can win without even playing! And even better, I can use it to RULE THE TRI-STATE- I mean, THE SATELLITE OF LOVE!
...yes, I know it's against the rules and everything, sure, but- screw the rules, I have science! [He grins and steeples his fingers. Why yes, he has just secured his place as Most Evil Person On The Satellite. Take that, Evil-Sora-Clone-Person!] So! Who wants to play?
Yami Power!
Ooo, so scary. But I'm afraid you're mistaken about the Most Evil Person thing, because a new villian's in town.
[He pulls out a scimitar he pilfered from the weapons vault a couple days ago ((in the sneaky-sneak Adventure log from the minime profile)), and waves it expertly.]
And I'm British, baby!
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Actually, I think we may be able to help each other. Why should we be fighting like dogs when we could form a truce? I'm thinking of starting a club, an EVIL club. If this interests you, find me at this:((http://itsjustagamerp.dreamwidth.org/25041.html)) address and we'll talk.
Ta ta.
[He shoulders the sword and retreats.]