Nine Cupcakes: I HATE CUPCAKES

[sailorlaughter]

[Cammy's already screeching in alarm when he turns the feed on, hovering near the ground outside a room with a slightly-cracked door. He stays there for a few seconds, then cautiously peeeeeeeers around the corner again, nudging the door open a little further.]

I SAID GO AWAY!

[There's the briefest flash of Pinkie sitting on her bed before Cammy has to duck a thrown pillow. But he's always been an intrepid little Cambot and he darts forward quickly, long enough to note the unnatural greyness of his friend's coat. He doesn't dodge her next throw, and the alarm clock leaves a small spiderweb of cracks across the corner of his screen. Pinkie can be heard muttering to herself as he quickly turns tail and flees.]

I hate Cambots...

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[liefeldisgod]

[He shrinks back, his eyes wide. His ears droop and even his wild orange mane starts to sag. He just looks at her, trying to figure this out. What happened? It's like her personality did a complete 180.

Does she really hate him that much now? Is their friendship......over...?]

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie stares at 90s Kid, panting a little from all her screaming. Well, at least he isn't laughing at her anymore. She turns on her hoof to walk out, but freezes in the doorway and turns back to him.]

Wait. THIS IS MY BEDROOM! You get out!

[liefeldisgod]

[Oh God 90s Kid can't stand this anymore. With his head low, he meekly starts to plod out toward the door, his mane now hanging practically in his eyes. He pauses in the doorframe, sparing Pinkie one last sad, heartbroken look before breaking into a gallop down the hall.]

[sailorlaughter]

[...well, she got rid of him. She's glad he isn't there to make fun of her anymore, but that didn't really make her any happier either. She slams the door behind him and stomps over to her bed, burying her face in the mattress. Maybe now she could be alone.]

[itsjustthenpcs]

[Unfortunately for 90s Kid, he bumps straight into the cause of all these problems when he's galloping down the hall...]

Ohhh look, someone's a sad, sorry stallion! Don't you have any friends' shoulders to cry on?

[liefeldisgod]

[And upon collision, 90s Kid falls right on his rump, just sitting there as Discord mocks him. He's never had to deal with this before and he...really isn't coping well.]

Hey back off man, I'm not in the mood!

[itsjustthenpcs]

I'llll take that as a no, then! What a shaaame!

[His eyes wibble with false sadness.] Oh well! You're better off without that nonsense, I say!

[liefeldisgod]

Hey! How can you say that?

[Hit a nerve? Oh most likely.]

[itsjustthenpcs]

[And boy, does he know it. He taps 90s Kid on the head.]

I can say it because I know it's true! What's friendship gotten you now? A big hunk of crying!

[liefeldisgod]

[He snorts and shakes his mane, forcing himself out from under Discord's finger, giving him a glare.]

Waaaaiiit a minute. How do you know all about that?

[itsjustthenpcs]

What? About Pinkie Pie? Oh, I heard the way she was treating you there!

[There's a bit of a sly grin crossing his face now.] Trust me...it's not the first time she's done it, either!

[liefeldisgod]

....what?

[itsjustthenpcs]

Don't believe me? She was just like this back in Equestria when push came to shove! Guess you're just next on the list!

[liefeldisgod]

...but...

She wouldn't do that...that's not like her!

[Something's not right here, and the gears just might be starting to turn.]

[itsjustthenpcs]

I don't know if you've been paying attention at all, but she did just do that!

[He laughs again.] Oh, but don't take it too hard...ohh, I suppose it's too late for that.

[liefeldisgod]

But why?

[itsjustthenpcs]

Why are you asking me? Perhaps she just got tired of your tiresome antics!