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Nine Cupcakes: I HATE CUPCAKES

[Cammy's already screeching in alarm when he turns the feed on, hovering near the ground outside a room with a slightly-cracked door. He stays there for a few seconds, then cautiously peeeeeeeers around the corner again, nudging the door open a little further.]

I SAID GO AWAY!

[There's the briefest flash of Pinkie sitting on her bed before Cammy has to duck a thrown pillow. But he's always been an intrepid little Cambot and he darts forward quickly, long enough to note the unnatural greyness of his friend's coat. He doesn't dodge her next throw, and the alarm clock leaves a small spiderweb of cracks across the corner of his screen. Pinkie can be heard muttering to herself as he quickly turns tail and flees.]

I hate Cambots...

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Pinkie Pie!

[He thought he'd heard yelling in this direction, and that glimpse he got of her from Cambot didn't look so good. He gallops toward her room and screeches to a halt in the doorway.]

Pinkie, are you alright?

[Pinkie's lying on her bed, looking sullen; she lifts her head to glare at him.] What do YOU want?

[He staggers back a little as she snaps at him, surprised.]

I-I...just wanted to see if you were okay!

Why? Looking for some laughs?

[She hops off the bed and stalks forward to stare him down.] Well, you'd better go somewhere else, 'cause Pinkie isn't playing!

[And he's totally taken aback as Pinkie stalks toward him, backing away from her and into the wall.]

D-dudette...

[Pinkie doesn't really notice the effect she's having; she's on a roll now.] Why do you even SAY that? That's not even a WORD! It's just a stupid...[She fumbles for a second]...THING!

And here! [She storms over to her dresser and opens a drawer, flinging its contents at him.] Take your stupid Pop Rocks! I HATE Pop Rocks!

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Pinkie? This doesn't seem like you?

[Oh great, another Cambot. Luckily, Pinkie has run out of things to throw and has to settle for glowering.]

So?

Well, I'm just saying...

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Well, DON'T!

Fine. If this is how you wanna act

[And then he just leaves.]

[VICTORY]

[It doesn't really make her feel any better, though, and she goes back to sulking on her bed.]

Fantastic. More good news.

Great. Glad I could make you happy.

[Great Celestia, did Pinkie Pie just learn sarcasm]

I was being sarcastic. Just like you're being. [Takes one to know one.]

Pinkie, this isn't you. Snap out of it.

[Don't worry. Once this is over she'll have lost the skill entirely. She glowers at the camera, knocking it away with a hoof.]

I'm just fine!

[A few seconds later, a dull pinkish head pops out from under Riku's dresser. She reaches out, grabs the bottle of aspirin she left here when she and Rarity were treating him, and slowly retreats back under the dresser, glaring unflinchingly at him the entire time. Don't bother looking under there, either.]

No, you're-- [And Riku just blinks those beautiful-Discord-altered eyes as Pinkie Pinkies herself in and out. Okay, that went from bizarre to bizarre and kinda creepy. He has no reply to that.]

[Shocked and surprised that Discord can get to her]

Pinkie?

[Technically, he may have done so TWICE. Her voice is sharp as she turns to the camera.]

What?

You do not seem yourself. I would guess that he has gotten to you as well.

[She glares at him for a few seconds before turning her back to the camera with an angry snort.] Just leave me alone!

Are you certain you do not wish to talk about it.

[He's dealt with grumps like Roy and Superboy, he is fairly certain he can handle you]

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Hm... Having a bad day?

No, you think?

You're not usually this sarcastic either.

Alright, who tipped you off?

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