Nine Cupcakes: I HATE CUPCAKES

[sailorlaughter]

[Cammy's already screeching in alarm when he turns the feed on, hovering near the ground outside a room with a slightly-cracked door. He stays there for a few seconds, then cautiously peeeeeeeers around the corner again, nudging the door open a little further.]

I SAID GO AWAY!

[There's the briefest flash of Pinkie sitting on her bed before Cammy has to duck a thrown pillow. But he's always been an intrepid little Cambot and he darts forward quickly, long enough to note the unnatural greyness of his friend's coat. He doesn't dodge her next throw, and the alarm clock leaves a small spiderweb of cracks across the corner of his screen. Pinkie can be heard muttering to herself as he quickly turns tail and flees.]

I hate Cambots...

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[liefeldisgod]

Pinkie Pie!

[He thought he'd heard yelling in this direction, and that glimpse he got of her from Cambot didn't look so good. He gallops toward her room and screeches to a halt in the doorway.]

Pinkie, are you alright?

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie's lying on her bed, looking sullen; she lifts her head to glare at him.] What do YOU want?

[liefeldisgod]

[He staggers back a little as she snaps at him, surprised.]

I-I...just wanted to see if you were okay!

[sailorlaughter]

Why? Looking for some laughs?

[She hops off the bed and stalks forward to stare him down.] Well, you'd better go somewhere else, 'cause Pinkie isn't playing!

[beforethemoon]

Pinkie? This doesn't seem like you?

we know they're ponies, I have to use this icon D:

[liefeldisgod]

[And he's totally taken aback as Pinkie stalks toward him, backing away from her and into the wall.]

D-dudette...

[sailorlaughter]

[Oh great, another Cambot. Luckily, Pinkie has run out of things to throw and has to settle for glowering.]

So?

[beforethemoon]

Well, I'm just saying...

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie doesn't really notice the effect she's having; she's on a roll now.] Why do you even SAY that? That's not even a WORD! It's just a stupid...[She fumbles for a second]...THING!

And here! [She storms over to her dresser and opens a drawer, flinging its contents at him.] Take your stupid Pop Rocks! I HATE Pop Rocks!

[sailorlaughter]

Well, DON'T!

[liefeldisgod]

[He cringes at the candy being thrown at him, now fully backed into a corner as he looks at her in disbelief. Oh sure he's occasionally sulked when people call him names or brush him off but now...he looks genuinely hurt.]

Pinkie...

[sailorlaughter]

[The drawer's empty now; she's thrown everything she had at him. She kicks it shut and turns to face him again, unconsciously taking a rather defensive posture. Why is he still HERE?]

What? Not funny enough for you?

[beforethemoon]

Fine. If this is how you wanna act

[And then he just leaves.]

[liefeldisgod]

This isn't funny at all! This isn't like you, man! What'd I do?

[sailorlaughter]

[VICTORY]

[It doesn't really make her feel any better, though, and she goes back to sulking on her bed.]

[sailorlaughter]

Good! It's not supposed to be!

[She gets in his space again, jabbing him in the chest with a forehoof.] I just want EVERYPONY to LEAVE ME ALONE! All you ever do is laugh at me anyway! I'm SICK of it!

[liefeldisgod]

[Who are you and what have you done with Pinkie Pie? 90s Kid just...can't even begin to process this.]

But...but I thought...

[sailorlaughter]

Well, you thought WRONG, buster!

[She's not even really sure what he WAS thinking...but she's sure it was something bad about her!]

[liefeldisgod]

[He shrinks back, his eyes wide. His ears droop and even his wild orange mane starts to sag. He just looks at her, trying to figure this out. What happened? It's like her personality did a complete 180.

Does she really hate him that much now? Is their friendship......over...?]

[halfdarkened]

Fantastic. More good news.

[acceptedburden]

[Shocked and surprised that Discord can get to her]

Pinkie?

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie stares at 90s Kid, panting a little from all her screaming. Well, at least he isn't laughing at her anymore. She turns on her hoof to walk out, but freezes in the doorway and turns back to him.]

Wait. THIS IS MY BEDROOM! You get out!

[sailorlaughter]

[Technically, he may have done so TWICE. Her voice is sharp as she turns to the camera.]

What?

[acceptedburden]

You do not seem yourself. I would guess that he has gotten to you as well.

[liefeldisgod]

[Oh God 90s Kid can't stand this anymore. With his head low, he meekly starts to plod out toward the door, his mane now hanging practically in his eyes. He pauses in the doorframe, sparing Pinkie one last sad, heartbroken look before breaking into a gallop down the hall.]