[Linkara. Futon. He actually looks pretty pleased - just about any child of the nineties should recognize those shirts, and he is no exception. He cues a very familiar opening theme and lets it fade when he starts talking.]

For those of you wearing the team shirts but don't have any idea what they're for - and I'm pretty sure that's most of you - here's a few pointers.

One, [And he holds up one finger] listen to Olmek. He knows what he's talking about.
Two, [Another finger] stay away from the Temple Guards.
And three, [Ae holds up a third finger], don't let the Blue Barracudas try to put the Silver Monkey together. We don't need any broken records.

Have fun in the temple~

[90s Kid is all up in Cambot's grill today and he looks rather disgruntled.]

Dude, how come I didn't get a shirt for the Legends of the Hidden Temple?! That show was the BOMB, man! Totally hardcore! I NEED to be there!

Is it because I broke that alternate...primary...cream...thing?! It was an accident, man! Come on, give a guy a break!

[Who had two tickets to Dancing Bananas on Ice? This guy right here. Who wasn't at the Nicey Icy Theatre? Well... that would also be this guy. And probably that camera that's been following him around for the better part of the last ten minutes... that he's been making silly faces at while he explores the scenery a bit. Because that's what cameras are for, right? Of course they are.]

Man, it's going to take me FOREVER to get home from-

[Hang on.]

Space?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BANANAS?