Freakaone!

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

[Who had two tickets to Dancing Bananas on Ice? This guy right here. Who wasn't at the Nicey Icy Theatre? Well... that would also be this guy. And probably that camera that's been following him around for the better part of the last ten minutes... that he's been making silly faces at while he explores the scenery a bit. Because that's what cameras are for, right? Of course they are.]

Man, it's going to take me FOREVER to get home from-

[Hang on.]

Space?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BANANAS?

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[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

You can get bananas here! You can even get them in a cupcake! Wait right there! I'll make you one!

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

WAIT. Did you just say cupcake? [And cue the manic grin.] Oh, who care about some ice skating bananas! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE.

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

You have ICE SKATING BANANAS? They are totally the best fruit for that! I've always thought so anyway. I never got around to them, though - I was still trying to perfect the ice-skatecakes! Anyway Applejack would probably want me to try it with apples...oh! It's done! Come on, Cammy!

Here you go! One celebratory spacetacular super-bananalicious Welcome to the Satellite cupcake! Welcome to the Satellite!

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

Well, they're just guys in banana costumes, but they do a really great job! So lifelike!

[He lights up when he sees her dashing through the corridor.]

For me?! Thanks! [He beams and eats the cupcake, along with the wrapper in all of the excitement, and pauses when he's finished, as if he has had an epiphany. He walks over and gives the pony a hug, with tears in his eyes.] That was the most beautiful thing I've ever eaten. [He sniffles dramatically and is almost instantly back to being somewhat serious.]

Satellite?

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh! It's called the Satellite of Love! We all got snatchy-snatched up by some mean old mad scientists, and now we're all in SPACE! But don't worry, it isn't all that bad! They just make us watch funny movies, and the rest of the time we get to play games and have parties and shaving cream fights and stuff like that!

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

Hasn't anyone tried to fight these meanypants scientists? It's not very nice to just take a bunch of people and stick them in space.

Hmm, but I do like parties, and shaving cream fights, and movies, and games, and hula girls, and cupcakes and hey, does one of the mad scientist people happen to have a big brain for a head?

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

I dunno! I guess since they're down on the planet and we're all up here, no one really can fight them. It isn't very nice though, is it? Someone should go down there and tell them!

Nooooo, I don't think I've seen one like THAT. One of them has funny glasses and a mustache though!

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. [He stomps his foot, too, and puts his hands on his hips in a heroic pose.] Maybe I will... later.

[Aaand relax.]

Good, because if the Lobe was behind this, I would be so ticked off. But this is a bit much, even for him.

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

The Lobe? That's a funny name for a mad scientist.

Ooooh! You have a mask and a costume and you know a mad scientist! Are you a super hero?

[itsjustamike.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I know how that goes.

...Wait, bananas?

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bananas. Acrobatic, ice skating bananas, in fact! But I can't go now because I'm stuck in stuuuuupid space.

[itsjustamike.livejournal.com]

I...

You know, I'm not even going to ask about that one. I'm just going to agree that space is stupid.

[freekazoo.livejournal.com]

Aw, it could be worse. At least it doesn't smell like poo gas. [He shrugs and brightens up.] I'm Freakazoid! Nice to meet ya!

[itsjustamike.livejournal.com]

...Yeeeah, that'd be pretty unpleasant, I think.

The name's Mike. Nice to...meet you?

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Huh. I didn't know humans came in blue.