fearmylaserface: (Epsiball - looking down at you)
Epsilon ([personal profile] fearmylaserface) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-07-11 09:27 pm

First iteration

[Have a silver metallic orb with a bright blue light hovering close to Cambot, examining him carefully.] Hey. Buddy. Mind telling me where we are? I know I don't recognize this place from any of the memories. It's a cool looking place though. Love what they've done with the place.

For that matter? Who the hell are you, and why am I here? And I mean this location, not the existential form of the question. So no funny stuff... [The light quickly flickers to red, then back to blue.] Anyone want to answer me?
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-13 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
What function's that?

Were there two of them? You sure you're not the Cambot from some weird alternate-universe SOL?
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-14 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Cooooooool! Was it like the H.R. Geiger kinda alien?

Still sounds pretty close! Was there a big dumb guy with you on the ship, too?
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh. Hmmmm...hey! I'm technology! So would these aliens worship me?

Awww that sounds more boring.
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-18 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh neato! We need to get those aliens over here pronto!

Well that sucks. Way too many scientists are also dicks.
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-22 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
And worship us, too! That's the best part! So how do we get those guys over here?
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-24 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, here is above the planet Earth!

Maybe Gypsy's got one of those...
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-29 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! That big, blue, weird planet down there! I've heard a lot about it.

Gypsy runs the higher functions of the ship! Big and purple, kinda odd, has one big eye like you.
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-07-29 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnnope! Trust me, we've tried.
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-08-02 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're catchin' on!
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[personal profile] itsjustthebots 2012-08-07 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeup!

But at least it ain't boring! Keep your chin up, Church! ...Yanno, if you had a chin and all.