First iteration

[fearmylaserface]

[Have a silver metallic orb with a bright blue light hovering close to Cambot, examining him carefully.] Hey. Buddy. Mind telling me where we are? I know I don't recognize this place from any of the memories. It's a cool looking place though. Love what they've done with the place.

For that matter? Who the hell are you, and why am I here? And I mean this location, not the existential form of the question. So no funny stuff... [The light quickly flickers to red, then back to blue.] Anyone want to answer me?

Comments

[fearmylaserface]

...

I don't know where here is. And it's not like I have an alien phonebook.

[itsjustthebots]

Oh, well, here is above the planet Earth!

Maybe Gypsy's got one of those...

[fearmylaserface]

Really? Earth?

Who is Gypsy?

[itsjustthebots]

Yup! That big, blue, weird planet down there! I've heard a lot about it.

Gypsy runs the higher functions of the ship! Big and purple, kinda odd, has one big eye like you.

[fearmylaserface]

Nice. No way to get down though?

... Interesting.

[itsjustthebots]

Nnnnope! Trust me, we've tried.

[fearmylaserface]

That kind of sucks.

[itsjustthebots]

Now you're catchin' on!

[fearmylaserface]

In other words, this place sucks, get used to it?

Wonderful. And here I thought it couldn't get worse than where I was.

[itsjustthebots]

Yeeeeup!

But at least it ain't boring! Keep your chin up, Church! ...Yanno, if you had a chin and all.

[fearmylaserface]

Got it.