itsjustcambot | Mads Call #7

[Frank is looking over some reports when there is a sudden knock at the door to Deep 13. The door creaks open, and in walks a kind of frightening-looking woman dressed in green, with glasses and curly hair pulled up into a bun. It’s none other than...Pearl Forrester, Dr. Forrester’s mother!]

Frank: Oh my goodness! Pearl? Pearl Forrester?!

Pearl: Frank! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! [She runs in and the two hug like old girlfriends.] How aaare you?!

Frank: Oh I’m doing just fine, Pearl! I didn’t know you’d be out here so soon!

Pearl: Ohh, well I heard that my Clay left for that dreck of a convention and I knew you’d be holding down the fort all by yourself so I thought I’d just come by and say hi! Maybe, yanno, give you a hand around the place.

Frank: Ohh Pearl, now, you don’t have to do that!

Pearl: Oh pshhaw, it’s nothing! I owed you a favor after you let me borrow that lovely party dress anyway!

Frank: Oh I practically couldn’t help it, it was your color!

Pearl: Haha, well, it certainly was! So! [She straightens herself out.] What’ve you got going on up there, you hard worker, you!

Frank: Hohoho, Hardly working, I’d say! Well, have a look for yourself! [He motions to the screen.]

Pearl: [squints up at the screen.] ...Huuh. Looks like you got some kinda wacky zoo up there at this point. Geeeeez, that looks gross and unsanitary. [She turns back to Frank.] Listen. Why don’t I set up cleaning up and organizing around down here, and you can start getting that zoo up there herded back into their proper holding pens or whatever? We can get a break for some coffee in a while.

Frank: Sounds terrific, Pearl!

Pearl: All right! [She claps her hands together.] Let’s get going here...

[Characters beware...looks like Pearl may be interfering a bit this week!]

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...Pearl...Forrester?

...Is that a talking clam?

..Scallop, actually.

[Siiiiigh.]

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Ha! You can't catch me!

Well that's what tranquilizer darts are for!

OHMYGOSH! You're Dr. Forrester's mom! Did you like those Christmas nuts I sent you?

Yeeeup, that's me.

That was the...um...OH! Those nuts! Yeah yeah, I thought those were a bit too classy for Clay. Well thank you!

You're welcome! I'm just glad you liked them! That was TOTALLY my first time ever sending Christmas presents, we don't have it back home!

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[......Well, crap.]

You wouldn't dare.

But it's sanitary!

It's not like we're any less clean then we were BEFORE we turned into animals.

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...

You can't do that!

Why not?

It just ain't right! They weren't all like this before, and even if they were, you can't jus' go cagin' up animals like that!

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We're not usually all animals, you know. Not our fault weird stuff happens now and then.

Yeah yeah, I know, but you think that's our fault, either? ...Well maybe it is, I don't know, but the point is, still gotta get things organized!

And your idea of organizing is caging us like the animals we look like right now? It isn't bad enough you've dragged us here against our will and are deliberately trying to drive us insane?

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[Her friends in pens? Nope, that doesn't sound good. Rarity smiles at Cambot and turns up the charm.]

Hello, Frank! It's been far too long since we've talked. It's lovely to see you have company, though.

And...Pearl, is it? You must be Dr. Forrester's sister! My name is Rarity, and it is nice to meet you. Tell me, who does your hair? They've done a spectacular job and I simply must try them.

[Applejack would be cringing right now, but Applejack isn't here right now and Rarity is not the spirit of Honesty. If a little flattery is the direct route to keeping her friends out of cages, then by all means she's going to try it.]

Frank: Ohhhh yes, I'm am so bad about catching up sometimes! Lookit that, you're not a unicorn anymore!

Pearl: ...Aaaactually, I'm Clay's mother.

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Come up here and try it, ya big mook.

[...okay, so maybe it's a little hard to be intimidating when you're an adorable flightless bird.]

[It's definitely hard around Frank] Awwwww wookit you! You said 'mook!'

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So... pens, huh? [Don't mind him sharpening his claws on this tree. He's totally not trying to be intimidating or anything. Nope, not at all.]

[Frank may be pretending not to notice.] Yup! Big ones, little ones, medium ones!

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[Have a bitty little wildcat cub glowering at you as menacingly as she can.]

You can't do that to us! Isn't it bad enough we're already trapped up here in the first place?

So then you're just trapped even more! Not that much of a change, when you stop to think about it.

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