Hexfield Visitor

[ideaofbeauty]

[There's something coming in on the Hexfield viewscreen! A woman it looks like, and not just any woman but the most beautiful woman you have seen. She will look a little different to everyone: she might have blue eyes if that's what you like or her hair might be the same color as that last crush you had. Her hair falls perfectly and not a strand is out of place and no one has quite had make-up this natural and such a glow to her appearance.

Male or female, you can't help but feel a little attracted to her]

Oh goodness. I thought I was calling the Camp...I must have dialed the wrong number.

Hmm...Satellite of Love is it? Well, I suppose I can chat for a bit. You are a satellite after my own heart after all. So, who needs some love advice? I'm feeling good today and don't let it be said that Aphrodite never offered help to the mortals out there.

Comments

[ideaofbeauty]

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Now. A girlfriend for Mike. Sadly you don't seem to have a lot of pickings up here. Have you thought about a nice penpal?

[itsjustamike]

Yeahhh, that's part of the problem...

Er, no offense, but penpal seems a little...um...fifth grade?

[ideaofbeauty]

Hmm.

And how many girls have your number? You're stuck on a satellite, dearie, I'm afraid your options are a little limited.

I maen, sure a girl can call you up but you have to meet her first, Mike. And frankly the demographic up here of available ladies is just sad.

[itsjustamike]

There was that one girl in Wisconsin! Um...six years ago, I think.

Weeell, can't you use your magical godly powers to...I dunno...beam some lovely ladies on up here?

[ideaofbeauty]

[Aphrodite waggles her finger. Ah ah ah.

I inspire love, I give advice, I help move things along.

I do NOT, however, magically drop girls into a person's lap. After all love is something that must be quested after, fought for, sought, and obtained on one's own.

And a good love story always has obstacles.

[itsjustamike]

[Mike looks awful disappointed. But...godly powers and all!]

Yeah, I get ya there, but...it's an awfully big obstacle when you don't have someone to quest for in the first place.

[ideaofbeauty]

Hence penpal, since, well, you're not quite up to speed with online dating yet. Not in this particular year. Give it a few more then it won't be such a big problem.

[itsjustamike]

Ohhhh... [Mike still looks disappointed.] Well I...guess if you think that would actually help...

[ideaofbeauty]

Oh cheer up Mike. I'm not leaving it COMPLETELY up to you.

[Holds up a list...are those names and addresses?]

I'll just leave this with Gypsy, hm?

[itsjustamike]

[Well, that does look a bit better to Mike!] Yes! Yes, that does sound good.

[ideaofbeauty]

Have fun~

[She waves an envelope back and forth. It's pink and has a red heart sealing it (of course).

It will be delivered to Gypsy.]