Hexfield Visitor

[ideaofbeauty]

[There's something coming in on the Hexfield viewscreen! A woman it looks like, and not just any woman but the most beautiful woman you have seen. She will look a little different to everyone: she might have blue eyes if that's what you like or her hair might be the same color as that last crush you had. Her hair falls perfectly and not a strand is out of place and no one has quite had make-up this natural and such a glow to her appearance.

Male or female, you can't help but feel a little attracted to her]

Oh goodness. I thought I was calling the Camp...I must have dialed the wrong number.

Hmm...Satellite of Love is it? Well, I suppose I can chat for a bit. You are a satellite after my own heart after all. So, who needs some love advice? I'm feeling good today and don't let it be said that Aphrodite never offered help to the mortals out there.

Comments

[yabigfurball]

[Hmm, this doesn't look or sound anything like the gods that Amaterasu knows. She's a bit intrigued.]

Is advice about love what you normally do for mortals?

[ideaofbeauty]

Oh no no no. I usually only help the heroes and demigods out there. Mortals may be influenced by me though, but they're usually not as fun.

[yabigfurball]

Why do you not find that as fun?

[ideaofbeauty]

Oh, there's so many mortals and so few heroes out there. It's much more fun to mess with the heroes. After all, it leads to such wonderful historical moments.

[wavesinherheart]

[Aqua's heard of a few gods, and met a few more, but she can't really say that name's ringing any bells. Either way, she speaks up and if she's still a swan, well... that's not so unusual, certainly.]

Ah, I don't think I need any advice.

[sailorgenerous]

[And there's Rarity's best "...really now" look.]

[ideaofbeauty]

That bad, huh.

Oh, don't you worry, I deal with HER kind, all the time.

[sailorgenerous]

To her credit, she's far from hopeless - and I've seen hopeless, and it is rather sad. She does have a boyfriend, and he is here - they simply don't do anything romantic. From what I know, they haven't had a date since Hearth's Warming Eve!

-or Christmas, I suppose. Whichever name you prefer.

[ideaofbeauty]

[Happy face! After all, you are one of her symbolic animals. She's VERY pleased with this. And then she pouts.]

Even from, moi? I'm the source of love out there you know.

[wavesinherheart]

Ah... are you really?

[ideaofbeauty]

Well, goddess of love. You mean you haven't heard of me? I have several works of art out there about me.

[virtualunknown]

[Ping!]

...advice?

[ideaofbeauty]

One time offer dearie.

[She's a goddess, so the fact that this is a mouse doesn't seem to bother her. Heck, she probably knows it's really a person.]

So, who is it you've been keeping your eye on?

[virtualunknown]

[If one could see a mouse blush...]

W-well... Her name's Xion...

[ideaofbeauty]

Xion...oh yes, the little kitten.

Have you confessed? That's the best place to start.

[itsjustamike]

[It's Mike! Except...Mike now looks like a small, Mike-shaped robot.]

Welllll, not that I need advice or anything like that! But maybe a few pointers...

[ideaofbeauty]

Oh, Mike. Honey. You might live on a Satellite with the word "Love" in it but you probably need the most help of all up here.

Where do I even start with you?

[itsjustamike]

Well uh...I mean it's kinda...okay maybe could use some help. Probably.

Could start maybe with the girlfriend part?

[ideaofbeauty]

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Now. A girlfriend for Mike. Sadly you don't seem to have a lot of pickings up here. Have you thought about a nice penpal?

[verygassy]

[If a scallop could spittake--]

GUH--!?

[ideaofbeauty]

Hmm?

Now this is interesting.

[verygassy]

Hmph! I'll say!

This is so not fair. I don't even have my bow on or anything, I probably look just...!

[ideaofbeauty]

like a scallop.

Well, to be fair, it IS one of my symbols. I approve of that much.

[lastresort]

[Have a grey-blond fennec fox]

What sort of advice?

[ideaofbeauty]

Well, what are you having trouble with? You have a girlfriend, right? A cutie like you? Or a boyfriend?