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[inomnetempus]

[Before an image even appears on the screen, you can hear a young woman's irate voice.]

Honestly, how do these things even...oh, damn it all.

[The video flickers and shakes a bit as if someone has grabbed a hold of Cambot and is around two seconds away from throttling it. The young woman is stunningly beautiful and very pale with spiky dark hair and a set of big golden eyes. She also currently looks less than pleased about her current situation - seriously, anyone who comes across her will be throttled?]

If there is anyone out there who knows where I am, I would be much obliged if you helped a girl out.

[There's a sweet note in her voice that is belied by the thunderous look in her eyes.]

Very obliged.

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[itsjustthebots]

Ooooh, hello, I can definitely help a girl out! You're on the Satellite of Love!

[sailorlaughter]

[Suddenly pony]

You're on the Satellite of Love! In SPACE! See? [She points to the nearest window.] Don't worry, it's WAY more fun than it sounds! And it sounds pretty fun too, don't you think? Oh, I'm Pinkie Pie! Welcome! [And here's a cupcake on a platter. She's experimenting with platters now.]

[crafty_punk]

Simple answer: Space.

[fatedcircle]

It's called the Satellite of Love.

[colorbymemory]

A satellite in space.

[punsofiron]

...

[Is that who she thinks it is?]

Forgive him, please XD

[icanhastail]

[GIRL SENSES TINGLING. And she's got spirit, even better! Zidane's face pops up on the Cambot screen, grinning and looking... appreciative. Yes, let's go with that, appreciative.]

I'd be more than willing to help with anything you need - tour? Tips? Plotting ways to get down to the surface to beat up the two doofuses who seem to be causing all of this?

[eroded_earth]

[He knows that look. It's the look Aqua gives him when she's not very happy with something he said or did. It makes him feel VERY uncomfortable...which is odd because it's just another lost soul aboard the SoL]

You're on the Satellite of Love. It's in space, miss.