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[inomnetempus]

[Before an image even appears on the screen, you can hear a young woman's irate voice.]

Honestly, how do these things even...oh, damn it all.

[The video flickers and shakes a bit as if someone has grabbed a hold of Cambot and is around two seconds away from throttling it. The young woman is stunningly beautiful and very pale with spiky dark hair and a set of big golden eyes. She also currently looks less than pleased about her current situation - seriously, anyone who comes across her will be throttled?]

If there is anyone out there who knows where I am, I would be much obliged if you helped a girl out.

[There's a sweet note in her voice that is belied by the thunderous look in her eyes.]

Very obliged.

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[inomnetempus]

[What.]

I... [Alice rolls her eyes to the ceiling and glares at it] I take it that this is Emmett's idea of a joke.

[sailorlaughter]

Mmmmmm...nope, sorry! No Emmetts up here! There might be some OTHER people you know, though! Wanna check?

[inomnetempus]

[Okay, well that might relevant to her interests. And she's just going to ignore the fact that she can't sense any of them and their her future-telling seems to be broken.]

And how exactly would I do that?

[sailorlaughter]

Welllllllll...who're you looking for?

[inomnetempus]

Cullens or Hales?

[Strange how quickly one gets used to talking to a pony.]

[sailorlaughter]

Nope! Sorry! I know EVERYBODY up here, and there's no Hales or Cullens!

[...wait a second]

Welllll...actually, there WAS a Cullen in that book we read before! But not here!

[inomnetempus]

[Well, a character in a book isn't going to be much help right about now.] Wonderful.

Well, I guess a girl will have to make do.

[sailorlaughter]

Sorry. People don't find their friends up here too often. I was here for ages before anypony I knew showed up!

...oh, but it's not SO bad! Everybody else up here is really, really nice!

[inomnetempus]

Anypony...

We'll see. [Right, she'll see how much people are going to like finding out they have a vampire in their midst. Sigh.]