1

[inomnetempus]

[Before an image even appears on the screen, you can hear a young woman's irate voice.]

Honestly, how do these things even...oh, damn it all.

[The video flickers and shakes a bit as if someone has grabbed a hold of Cambot and is around two seconds away from throttling it. The young woman is stunningly beautiful and very pale with spiky dark hair and a set of big golden eyes. She also currently looks less than pleased about her current situation - seriously, anyone who comes across her will be throttled?]

If there is anyone out there who knows where I am, I would be much obliged if you helped a girl out.

[There's a sweet note in her voice that is belied by the thunderous look in her eyes.]

Very obliged.

Comments

[inomnetempus]

Aren't you a gentleman.

[icanhastail]

The art of manners isn't practiced enough, don't you think? And that spark in your lovely eyes tells me you have good taste. Do you think I could learn your name?

[inomnetempus]

[Well, well, well - Alice wonders whether to laugh or roll her eyes.] The gentleman is also very modest although he still hasn't told me his name.

[icanhastail]

[And with that he gives a very theatrical bow - it's just what he does - and if Alice looks closely, she'll be able to see the tip of a fuzzy blond tail in the view of Cambot before he rights himself again.]

Zidane Tribal, at your service my lady!

[inomnetempus]

[...that's a tail. Oh boy, where in the world did she land?]

Alice Cullen. [A pause - well, might as well have some fun with this one.] Or Hale. But since my husband doesn't seem to be around, I suppose it will have to be Cullen.

[icanhastail]

[Not where he comes from, if that helps?] Ahhh, so the lovely lady is spoken for. Another dream, shattered beyond all reason!

[...Yeah now he's just being deliberately overdramatic.]